Fucking Brian Williams

[hootinholler]

Opens NBC Nightly snooze with this in the teasers "In Stitches: The President ices down an injury after a friendly basketball game gets rough enough to draw blood."

Was it Johnson who said If I walked across the Potomac, they'd report The President can't swim?

-Hoot

[SpiralHawk]

1. Williams: Just another Villager

Pay no attention to corporate media...

Jumped the shark long ago...

[NuclearDem]

2. Is it bad that...

...I opened this thread expecting NBC Nightly News porn? :rofl:

[Kennah]

5. I was thinking he was at La Guardia

[hootinholler]

7. I almost said I'm not gonna do it in the OP. n/t

[taterguy]

3. It was Jesse Jackson who did the "Can't Swim" line

[bbinacan]

11. Wrong

it was LBJ.

[Orrex]

4. "Presidential Face-Plant: Pretzel Problem Almost Kills Commander-in-Chief"

Somehow I don't remember them up-hyping Dubya's near death experience quite the same way...

[peacetalksforall]

6. Brian Williams: Number 1 face up-front in the 2000 and 2004 vote thefts. The R pimp pimped all day

and night cavalierly leading the pretense of a turn in votes that were, in actuality, thefts. And telling us that The polling compnaies that had a very reliable record for predictions was no longer polling. Truth would have been in the way of the grand theft/s. In 2000, he told us that Florida would decide the vote. In 2004, he told us Ohio would decide the vote. All planned.

Sometimes a person pauses when trying to remember a name. I will never forget his name or face for it was the name and face of a theft accomplice.

[malaise]

8. Well he was honest for once

The Corporate Media were in stitches.

[Canuckistanian]

9. Oh.

I thought this was about a Brian Williams sex scandal from the OP title.

Never mind.

[bbinacan]

10. Yes, Johnson said that. n/t

[Dreamer Tatum]

12. I guess I'm not seeing the issue nt

[proud2BlibKansan]

13. Me neither

:shrug: