Sabatoged! (Victoria Jackson and her Spoiled Bat Shit Crazy Party)

[bigtree]

from an unmentionable and unworthy source:


Victoria Jackson does handstand on court steps of Oklahoma City tea party.


November 26, 2010

JACKSON: I'm standing upside down on the court steps at the Oklahoma City tea party. The impending Nov. 2 election is a week away, and I'm giving it my all to save my country. I went through the naked body scanner at the airport. I tried to put my hands up high because I look skinnier stretched out, but they scolded me, so I put my hands near my ears as instructed. I submitted to this humiliation for my country. That's how I look at it. Let's add TSA nude pics/feel-ups to the long list of things the government is doing without the permission of We the People.

From the corner of my eye, I can see my new best friend for life, Diamond Don Spencer, photographing my handstand. The flash goes off, but I haven't "stuck it" yet. My dad was a gymnastics coach, so I am always thinking about my form.

There are only 1,000 people here at the OKC tea party. They expected the usual 5,000. Rumor has it that our event has been sabotaged. Beautiful Diamond Margie, the long-suffering organizer, just found out that an e-mail was sent out saying the event was canceled! :rofl: Wow. That's playing dirty. It's creepy. My arms start shaking with the weight of my ever-widening hips, and I remind myself that I probably shouldn't be doing handstands at age 51. Blood is rushing to my eyeball sockets, and a stroke is hovering nearby ready to pounce into my cerebrum . . . :crazy:

(She just goes on and on like that . . . :rofl: Google a sentence or two if you want a good laugh. Is she really serious? I'm afraid so.)

[Canuckistanian]

1. P.T. Barnum understood this situation

And here are 1,000 examples.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

2. One can only hope a Blancmange was lurking nearby.

:hippie:

[Snarkoleptic]

3. Mebbe in town celebrating his win at Wimbledon.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

6. I'll hae ta make two trips in the van.

:hi:

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[blondeatlast]

7. Ew. A thought I didn't need to have. nt

[Raine]

5. She's like some big overgrown 10 year old

only not as mature. :silly: