The A$$Wipe and His Tee-Shirt at Target

[rsmith6621]

Shopping at Target this morning a scruffy guy in his mid sixty's walks by me with a tee-shirt that says OBAMACARE SYMPTOMS INCLUDE....

* allergic reactions like skin rash, itching or hives, swelling of the face, lips, or tongue
* dark urine
* fever
* joint pain
* muscle cramps, pain
* redness, blistering, peeling or loosening of the skin, including inside the mouth
* trouble passing urine or change in the amount of urine
* unusually weak or tired
* yellowing of eyes or skin
* bankrupting your pocket book
* growing socialism

........something along those lines..


So I had to say something so I said...Interesting shirt...let me ask you something...WHAT IS THE CONSERVATIVES PLAN FOR HEALTH CARE....... he stumbled all over himself trying to find an response so I grabbed a piece of the stores paper towel and a pen out of my pocket and wrote down two words made famous by Alan Grayson..... "JUST DIE" and showed it to him...he said that's bullshit...I responded then what is the plan..SILENCE..again you prove that your conservative party beliefs are to do nothing and condemn the messenger....wake up and realize your beliefs are counter to what is in your best interest.... and I walked away.

[Hawkeye-X]

1. Well, you nailed him

that's all you need to do. Everyone is going to laugh at the moron.

[Subdivisions]

2. They're too goddamned stupid to know that their beliefs run counter to their best interests. n/t

[RKP5637]

5. It's a most amazing phenomenon, constantly favoring that in their

own worst interests. It drives me up the wall how F'en stupid these people are ... If they had something valid to say, but generally it's a bunch of crap they heard on Fox News.

[Enthusiast]

25. Yup nt

[Angry Dragon]

3. Shame on you for trying to make that man use his mind

[glinda]

4. Heads up! I think these people are being put in Target stores to target the shoppers because

this is the third time I have heard of this in a week.
It is also no secret that perhaps more Dems and Independents shop at Target.

[wellstone dem]

28. I don't. I'm boycotting Target after it tried to influence the election

of a Far Right Governor here in Minnesota.

[kag]

39. Me too.

I used to spend a couple 'a thousand bucks at Target every month--easy. I went there for pretty much everything except food; and sometimes I even went there for food. But ever since that donation to the Republican in Minnesota (and I don't even live in Minnesota), I won't step foot in the place.

It was hard at first, but now it's actually easy. I just pretend Target doesn't exist.

[soleiri]

45. Me too

I'm still boycotting Target and Best buy for their donations. It really sucks because target is 5 min from my house.
I figured out that last year Target got a good portion of my income, so hopefully I'll at least save some money.

[snooper2]

47. Really....

really...

:rofl: :rofl: ...or should I :banghead:

[Swamp Rat]

6. GOOD!!

:applause:

[Catshrink]

7. In Arizona, the Republican plan is

to have private charities, churches, and family take care of the sick. True, Russell "The Emperor" Pearce hath decreed it.

[ProudDad]

41. And that plan is now enshrined as part of the Arizona Constitution

thanks to prop 106, it's now unconstitutional to expand public health care or to have a state Single-Payer system...

In Arizona, thanks to Prop 107, it's also unconstitutional to organize a Union...

Interesting synergy, eh?

[AlbertCat]

44. to have private charities, churches,

Wait....


aren't churches getting Fed dollars now for charities and stuff? They're already tax exempt.

SOCIALISM!!!!!! SOCIALISM!!!!!! SOCIALISM!!!!!!

[donco]

8. Mid sixties eh?

Must have pretty good insurance to replace Medicare then.:sarcasm:

[proud2BlibKansan]

9. They are so freakin delusional

And talk about death panels! It's okay to kill people in a war. It's okay to deprive people of health care.

I will never be able to relate to their screwed up values.

[nessa]

10. That's a lot of writing for a t-shirt.

.

[Vickers]

12. You're trying so hard, aren't you? n/t

:rofl:

[whistler162]

13. the tee shirt wearer or the OP or more likely both!

[LanternWaste]

32. That's not much writing for a post.

That's not much writing for a post.

[GoCubsGo]

35. Yet, they still managed to squeeze them all in.

And, then some: http://www.zazzle.com/obamium_tshirt-235545705841361380

[Initech]

11. Side effects of being a teabagger:

- Headache from watching Fux News 24/7
- Narrow-mindedness
- Impaired thinking
- General stupidity
- Multi-brow
- Racism
- Homophobia
- Nausea
- Scrotal bassoon
- Mild kidney explosions
- angina monologues
- and Mind of Mencia

[BlancheSplanchnik]

15. Haaa!!! Funnier than Target-guy's shirt, too!

:7

[Initech]

16. Actually, I stole a few of those from Stephen Colbert.

[ellie]

19. I heart Prescott Pharmaceuticals!

[sendero]

18. Scrotal bassoon?

WTF? :)

[rasputin1952]

20. OK you got me...

"- Scrotal bassoon "...:rofl:

[proud patriot]

14. good for you

[Dawgs]

17. Your story is a perfect example of why Republicans still win.

People have been brainwashed into thinking that Democrats are evil, PERIOD.

[rasputin1952]

21. Like the pair in their 70's I saw on TV at a Teabagger event...

both holding signs..."Keep your government hands off my Medicare!!!"...:D

[Rozlee]

30. "Define Big Government."

That one has stopped a few acquaintances in their tracks. Taking our guns, Prayer out of public schools, legalizing abortions. They didn't like it when I told them to look up Google and see where Obama extended the uses of gun rights or how 8 years of Republican rule, including a conservative SCOTUS that could vote Bush in office didn't want to touch the abortion issue and couldn't reverse Roe v. Wade. Big government was 911 for your chest pain, buddy; Civil Service and your medical benefits for you, Sis; and Medicare for your continuing problems with Diabetes, Weird-Guy-That's-Dating-My-Aunt.

Going on a rant here, that War on Christmas? Putting the Christ in Christmas like they "used to do back when I was younger and don't do in this liberal, godless generation"? Point out "A Christmas Carol." "Miracle on 34th Street." None of them mention Jesus or even the word "Christian." The 90s remake of Miracle on 34th street added faith as a part of the movie. So much for modern secularism. Old classics such as "Frosty the Snowman" and "Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer" don't mention Jesus or Christianity either. I remember singing "Happy Holidays" in grade school, a song that's been around since the 40s. And Season's Greetings was popular in Victorian cards. Also, it was pointed out to me that "Santa" is an anagram for "Satan." Glen Beck probably won't be putting that on his blackboard. Sorry to go off topic, but I'm getting geared for the (10th, 11th?) Annual War on Christmas.

[rasputin1952]

31. I always get a kick out of the "War on Chistmas" squealers...

I went to a church meeting one evening years ago w/a friend of mine, and left as soon as I found out what it was about...i felt like I walked into the Monkey House at the zoo...so much screeching and foolishness. Most of the people there I knew personally but never saw them in this light, (or darkness be that as it were). Fools rush in, where angels fear to tread...:D

[kestrel91316]

43. EXCELLENT post, and a somewhat belated welcome to DU!

[femrap]

22. Way to go!!!!!!!!!!! nt

[Dinger]

23. Damn, That's good. K & R!

[Enthusiast]

24. Ya done good! nt

[lpbk2713]

26. I love it.

What a dumb ass. Dipshits like that should never leave the house and certainly should never listen to AM radio.


:kick: & R

[eShirl]

27. You misquoted Grayson... the phrase was "Die Quickly"

[Obamanaut]

29. Oh good. A tale of confronting a senior citizen. nt

[pipi_k]

40. Yeah, it'll probably be a cold day in hell...

before we hear a story about someone confronting a 20 or 30-something guy who looks like an NFL linebacker...

[tresec29]

33. Now That's funny!

I bet that guy went home and bitched to all of his RWNJ's and whined about how the liberals are ruining this country....good on ya for telling the truth.

[boomerbust]

34. Sounds like

My mixed family get togethers that I have to look forward to in the upcoming month.

[Swampguana]

36. good for you

That's awesome. A lot of people just don't understand why they fight for the things they fight for. They just do because they are told to.

[happygoluckytoyou]

37. I thank SARAH PALIN every day for HAPPY REID.... without her push a republican could have won

[missheidi]

38. Great job! I bet his brain hurts now ;)

[kestrel91316]

42. [phone] 000 000

[Dreamer Tatum]

46. I'm glad Target finally installed paper towel dispensers around the store for people to write on

About damn time.