Snarky comments are welcomed.

[alfredo]

[Vickers]

1. That's a pretty decent price for that level of service. n/t

:P

[alfredo]

7. I'd settle for a gentle squeeze.

[Adsos Letter]

2. Teabaggers Christmas Tree lot?

Hey, Alfredo! Still working in b/w, I see. :hi:

[alfredo]

6. Yep, love B&W.

It's all about the story, and if you think about it, Orson Wells told great stories in B&W.

[rocktivity]

3. I'm glad the TSA has decided to make the patdown process a little less traumatic.

:rofl:
rocktivity

[alfredo]

18. At least they could spring for a dinner and a movie first.

I ain't that easy.

[samplegirl]

4. Ron Christie blow jobs

FREE!

[StandingInLeftField]

5. Well, the balls mabye.

But those hanging baskets make me dizzy.

[alfredo]

8. The chaffing can bring you down too.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

9. You could at least tell us where this is.

:P

[alfredo]

10. Lexington Ky, at the Hartland Kroger. I'd venture to guess

that the Euclid Kroger would be more libertine. They might throw in a lick or two.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

13. Taxi!

:D

[alfredo]

15. But if you want to dance, you will have to go to

The Bar.





Though you might be able to get away with a quick Fox Trot in the Produce aisle at the Kroger in the Beaumont Center.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

22. Oh my Catfood, lookiedat. Just mind the ribs son.

:evilgrin:

[alfredo]

24. Sauce on the side?

[SalmonChantedEvening]

25. Both sides, if you please.

[alfredo]

27. kinky

[SalmonChantedEvening]

31. Not as often I'd like.

:smoke:

[alfredo]

32. At my age getting kinky is getting gravy with my mashed potatoes.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

34. You devil you.

[alfredo]

35. Wilmot has nothing on me.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

36. Just googled him.

Dayyyum :rofl:

[alfredo]

40. The movie "The Libertine" was about him.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0375920/


http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTE5MTQ4ODQzNl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwMDIxNTQ3._V1._SY314_CR0,0,214,314_.jpg

[blondeatlast]

11. So you are saying that Santa discriminates against us women? Is that what you're saying? nt

[alfredo]

17. He only comes once a year and that's down a chimney.

[Solly Mack]

12. Fa la la la la, la la la _____ oh!

[LostInAnomie]

14. Do the kissing balls come in the hanging baskets?

[alfredo]

16. yes, two per customer.

[flvegan]

19. Another shot is fired in the War on Christmas!

[alfredo]

20. We are determined to win this time.

[sellitman]

21. I'm holding out for the Holiday Balls.

I'm always politically correct yanno?

[alfredo]

23. This is the bible belt, it's XMas Balls.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

26. My hanging baskets used to be rosebuds

*sigh*

:D

[alfredo]

29. now they are Bolas

[N_E_1 for Tennis]

38. Bolas ...ROTFL

To the knees, please.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[WillyT]

28. I Fucked Up... Put My Hanging Balls In The Kissing Baskets...

:hide::evilgrin::hide:

:yoiks:

[alfredo]

33. You know what they say about putting all your "eggs"

in one basket.

[Liberal_in_LA]

30. lol n/t

[Initech]

37. For that money, I'd at least expect a happy ending out of it.

[alfredo]

41. I've heard that we make our own happy endings.

[alfredo]

42. I've heard that we make our own happy endings.

[librechik]

39. I charge a lot more for Kissing Balls.

so don't even ask if you don't have a cool mill in your hanging basket.

[alfredo]

43. The only mill I have experience with is a telegrapher's mill.

[librechik]

44. ?

[alfredo]

45. It is a specialized typewriter with tractor feed. Had to type through

Six ply paper. Copied morse code with it.

[librechik]

46. thx for the answer, alfredo

that is fascinating. Of course I remember using carbon paper to make copies in a typewriter, but that was a new one to me.

[alfredo]

47. No touch typing for me, it was hammer typing.

I'm now partially deaf from copying morse code, but I can type real well.

[Kablooie]

48. Heh, heh, heh. Hanging baskets! heh, heh, heh.

[alfredo]

49. Hanging twins is the name around this house.