Too funny! Rush Limbaugh's grandma's jello recipe - warning! gross pics!

[proud2BlibKansan]

There is a local writer who goes to used book stores and flea markets and writes about what he finds. This is a gem. It's Rush Limbaugh's grandma's jello recipe. From the cookbook 'Recipes From Old Cape Girardeau'

One of the most significant finds in the Crap Archives, this trembling nightmare of luminescent puke looks like Nickelodeon slime, tastes like salty-sweet mouth-death, and almost manages to do the impossible: inspire sympathy for ol' Rush Limbaugh Jr., huckster clod of the A.M. airwaves.

Step one: combine lime Jell-O with canned pineapples and olives. The result looked less like an underwater paradise than tires floating in a swamp.



Step two: mix another box of Jell-O with cream cheese and Miracle Whip. Once it has set, place it on the swamp-tire mixture.



http://blogs.pitch.com/plog/2010/11/rush_limbaughs_grandmas_ghastl.php

http://blogs.pitch.com/plog/2008/09/studies_in_crap_missouri_cookb.php

[PeaceNikki]

1. Holy ICK!! Please add a WARNING and some of these *** to your thread title!!

:puke:

[proud2BlibKansan]

4. Done

Is that the most disgusting thing you have ever seen or what?

[PeaceNikki]

8. lol. I was (sorta) kidding

:D

That is terrible. Really REALLY bad.

ewwwwwwww

[Contrary1]

23. No...not quite slimy enough.

An even more disgusting thing I have seen is Rush Jr.

[Skittles]

2. looks like a Paula Deen special

:puke:

[madinmaryland]

5. Requesting an ass-kicking for proud2BlibKansan for horrible thoughts.

:puke:

[Skittles]

9. I've always wanted to kick that ass for the screen name alone

sans glasses, I always read PROUD2BAKLANSMAN

[proud2BlibKansan]

13. LOL!!

[madinmaryland]

27. ROFL!!

[proud2BlibKansan]

12. I'll have you know I have eaten at Paula Deen's restaurant

And her food is absolutely wonderful.

But this shit from the Limbaughs looks absolutely grotesque.

[csziggy]

17. Paula Deen would have added several sticks of butter to it. n/t

[Ilsa]

25. Exactly! Plus, the whole thing needs to be battered and deep-fried to make it in her cookbook! nt

[WestSeattle2]

32. Deep-fried Jell-O! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[snooper2]

47. now you KNOW that is an insult to Paula Deen

The Paula Deen cookware we have is getting angry with you

(really good pots and pans FYI :) )

[CTyankee]

3. I've seen lots of jello recipes that are bad but this must be the worst EVER!

Please, shoot me now so I don't have to eat any of them...

[proud2BlibKansan]

20. I remember one with pimentos

But this is worse than that.

[lpbk2713]

6. Are those pics the 'before" or "after" they were eaten?

I can't really tell.

[proud2BlibKansan]

15. Hard to tell

He does have a picture of a cat eating it. Or sniffing it.

[lpbk2713]

16. Burying it, most likely.

:puke:

[Donnachaidh]

7. people actually eat this gelled vomit?

OMG! :puke:

[proud2BlibKansan]

19. Don't know how old you are, but jello recipes were all the rage back in the 60s and 70s

And there were plenty of gross ones. LOL

[monmouth]

21. Remember aspic? Not sure of the spelling but Jello was the dessert..LOL...n/t

[proud2BlibKansan]

24. Yes, my mother in law LOVED aspic

And it was so gross. LOL

[Donnachaidh]

43. I'm old enough to remember that -- but we didn't have nasty looking jellos

Fruit layers and whipped cream galore, but *olives*? Oh HELL no! :rofl:

[Blue_In_AK]

10. That's disgusting.

WHY the olives? It wouldn't have been quite so bad except for the olives. I can't even imagine what this tastes like. :(

[Swamp Rat]

11. She forgot to add a very important ingredient:

[proud2BlibKansan]

14. The olives are Viagra in disguise

:rofl:

[cyr330]

18. Fucking R-E-V-O-L-T-I-N-G!!!

:):puke:

[Sal Minella]

22. In fairness, "sliced stuffed olives" would be green with pimiento

centers -- these are sliced black olives.

I made a lot of dreadful Jell-O salads during my first marriage -- I think that's one of the reasons he's now married to someone else.

[Turbineguy]

26. A bowl of

nuclear waste after having negotiated its way through a frog's digestive system.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

28. black olives in lime jello?

disgusting. :wtf: :puke:

dear god. funny shit :rofl:

[highprincipleswork]

29. No Wonder

No wonder he's such a sick twist!!!!

[SkyDaddy7]

49. My thoughts exactly!

[Harry Monroe]

30. I took a dump today that looked like that

I'm going to see a doctor tomorrow.

On second thought, it looked like Rush!!

[WestSeattle2]

31. This is food porn and a crime against nature. No one should defile

Jell-O like that. That's, that's.....that's just not right. That woman jus' ain't right in the head.

[underpants]

33. Rush's grammie was drinker.... go figure

[The Hitman]

34. You'd think that with this on the menu he would have been a bit thinner

Instead of the scared rich fat white guy that he is.

[SoCalDem]

35. As gross as it sounds, one of my boys' FAVORITE

jello desserts was:

lime jello
cottage cheese
crushed pineapple
mini marshmallows
walnuts
diced celery

looks bad..tastes good

[proud2BlibKansan]

36. Now that is a GOOD jello salad

Rush's grandma's is NOT. LOL

[Canuckistanian]

37. You can't put pineapple in Jello

It says not to right on the box.

Pineapple prevents gelatin from thickening. You might as well make it from Koolaid.

[proud2BlibKansan]

39. You have to wait till it's almost set

It can be done. And it's good. Olives, on the other hand, not good.

[lynne]

40. I do it every Christmas and pineapple is fine in Jello -

- providing you use canned pineapple. The box says not to add fresh or frozen pineapple.

[Canuckistanian]

42. Ah, yes.

I just looked it up. Just as long as the pineapple is cooked (as most canned pineapple is).

[Sal Minella]

45. self-delete. dupe.

[shanti]

38. O.M.G.

mom used to make this crap back in the 60's! only difference was that there were no olives, and it used cottage cheese instead of cream cheese. it was just as nasty tho!

[applegrove]

41. Oh that is so gross.

[Canuckistanian]

44. Leprechaun Barf

That's what it should be called.

[deutsey]

48. LOL

Thanks for the laugh. :thumbsup:

[TK421]

46. That looks like the toxic sludge that dissolved that one dude in Robocop