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polmaven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-30-10 03:40 PM
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Got this in my e-mail today...
LOL!

Little Johnny is not a Palin Fan

A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Palin fans.

Not really knowing what a Palin fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny .

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different... again.

Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not a Palin fan."

The teacher asked, "Why aren't you a fan of Palin?" Johnny said, "Because I'm a Democrat."

The teacher asked him why he's a Democrat. Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Democrat and my Dad 's a Democrat, so I'm a Democrat."

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom were a moron and your dad were an idiot, what would that make you?"

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me a Palin fan.."
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-30-10 03:45 PM
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1. Watch out for Little Johnny!
He's potentially trouble for authority!

Greatest Page for you...

:yourock:
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polmaven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-30-10 03:51 PM
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3. Johnny is one smart kid!
His parents taught him well! :rofl:
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Drale Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-30-10 03:51 PM
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2. SNAP!
See there are even a few 6th graders (and I suspect younger) are smarter then the tea baggers. Its sad really.
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AnArmyVeteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-30-10 03:52 PM
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4. Thanks for the big smile!
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Lugnut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-01-10 01:20 AM
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5. That's beautiful.
I need to share that with some people I know.
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Subdivisions Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-01-10 01:23 AM
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6. LOL! n/t
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BigBearJohn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-01-10 01:27 AM
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7. +1,000,000 I love this. Sent it to my entire address book. Thank you so much. K/R!!!!
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hobbit709 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-01-10 10:48 AM
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11. Same here
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hlthe2b Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-01-10 03:46 AM
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8. Now that was funny...
;)
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jotsy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-01-10 10:32 AM
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9. Whew!
You have no idea how much I needed that, tyvm and happy day to you. :rofl:
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polmaven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-01-10 10:43 AM
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10. yavw...
and happy day to you, too! Glad I could help. :hi:
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nc4bo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-01-10 11:09 AM
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12. Ok - had to share this LOL! nt
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polmaven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-01-10 01:52 PM
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14. Lolololol
"Lipstick/Dipstick!!! Fabulous!
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spin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-01-10 11:54 AM
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13. I remember when I was in high school in northeast Ohio ...
in the early sixties. I had parents who were Democrats and unfortunately I was raised in an area that was extremely conservative.

In a classroom discussion I defended Social Security and the teacher called me a Communist. My memory may be faulty, but I believe that I won that debate.

I was also the only male teenager that didn't have a crew cut. I had a lot of girl friends when the Beatles became popular.

I could also swear like a sailor, having been raised by a dad who had been a Pittsburgh steel worker. I guess I was the "Little Johnny" of my class.

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polmaven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-01-10 01:56 PM
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15. Indeed...
I would likely have been one of those girlfriends during the Beatles era!
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