NFL player calls out God

[WhaTHellsgoingonhere]

:rofl: :rofl:





Bills receiver Steve Johnson appears to blame God in tweet for awful dropped pass against Steelers

"I praise you 24/7!!! And this how you do me!!! You expect me to learn from this???How??? I'll never forget this!! Ever!! Thx Tho."

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/2010/11/29/2010-11-29_bills_wide_receiver_steve_johnson_blames_god_in_tweet_for_awful_dropped_pass_aga.html

[Rosa Luxemburg]

1. that's what he gets for wearing the red gloves

[get the red out]

2. Too bad he screwed that pass up

I just loved watching him play in college.

[Dr.Phool]

3. ***BREAKING*** Santeria practicing receiver sacrifices chicken in end zone!

"Only with the guidance of Jobu, do I catch the touchdown pass"!

[Webster Green]

4. Hedged his bet by thanking God at the end of his rant.

Hoo-boy. :crazy:

[WhaTHellsgoingonhere]

12. I thought "Thx tho" was over-the-top snidely sarcasm LOL!!!

[JoePhilly]

5. God doesn't pay attention until the playoffs.

[Ilsa]

28. LOL. I love it! Thanks! nt

[rpannier]

6. You play for the Bills

That should tell you that God hates you

[JoePhilly]

29. +1

[spanone]

7. you know steve, god is pretty busy on sundays, maybe he doesn't like football

[lpbk2713]

8. He hate me

:rofl:

[Mz Pip]

9. God must have had better

things to do than watch your silly fumble. :eyes:

I really do have to roll my eyes at people who think there's a Supreme Being out there that micromanages the universe to this level of absurdity.

[snappyturtle]

11. +1 nt

[msongs]

10. funny how the religion crowd never thanks god for their adversity, only for good stuff lol nt

[mwb970]

15. They're just so STUPID.

When something nice happens, it was God's doing. When something bad happens, "God is weeping" or some such nonsense (or in this absurd case, "God let me down, after all I've done for him"). Religious people have one simple-minded lens through which they view every single thing and event in the Universe. No wonder they are wrong about everything.

What fools.

:eyes:

[seabeyond]

19. meh. i think your post is full of stupid and foolish and about as narrow minded as it gets. nt

[Flubadubya]

13. Why didn't he finish it??

"...Thx Tho, Asshole!"

[Dont_Bogart_the_Pretzel]

16. HA

:spray:

[KharmaTrain]

14. I've Long Wanted To Hear This...

How many times do we hear an athlete who makes the big play say something stupid like "God's on our side"...as if there's some betting line and God's got a fantasy league team. Of course that infer that the other team was "ungodly". Great to hear the other side for once. Now let's see the fundies heads explode on this one...but then wait a second, the guy's black he's not an "equal" to them anyway.

[WhaTHellsgoingonhere]

17. God placed on waivers

After benching God last week, Steve Johnson drops Him from his fantasy football team.

[11 Bravo]

18. That cost me a loss in my Fantasy league.

[seabeyond]

20. ya, well, peyton manning cost me last week against the tough team in family. why GOD.... why

teasing.

[cherokeeprogressive]

21. This is SO two weeks ago. Slow day today? n/t

[seabeyond]

22. it is sunday. someone had the need to christian bash.... nt

[WolverineDG]

27. Yup

can't miss an opportunity to do that!

dg

[JoePhilly]

23. The Steeler right behind Steve Johnson said ... Praise the Lord !!!.

In his own tweet, he said ... "I was running behind Steve Johnson screaming ... God NO!! God NO!!! God No!! ... and so God reached out his mighty hand and tipped the ball away ... amen".

[seabeyond]

25. laughing... lol. that is funny. yup. nt

[Dr.Phool]

24. God is a defensive back! And he'll be in Buffalo today.

Playing for the Browns!

[sarcasmo]

26. Mad at his imaginary being for allowing him to drop the pass, funny stuff.

[AndrewP]

30. God doesn't exist, but if "HE" did he's obviously a Steelers fan n/t

[fascisthunter]

31. point down for now on

silly...

[Barack_America]

32. Has there ever been evidence God is a Bills fan?

Not to my memory. Quite the contrary in fact.

[WhaTHellsgoingonhere]

33. 1969: God gave them the #1 pick and brought them OJ Simpson