Clinton Refuses to Leave White House Installs Self in Oval Office!

[KoKo]

Clinton Refuses to Leave White House
Installs Self in Oval Office

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – It seemed like a good idea at the time.

But twenty-four hours after former President Bill Clinton appeared at the White House to endorse President Obama’s tax plan, Mr. Obama is “still looking for the right way to ask him to leave,” an aide confirmed today.

Mr. Obama had assumed that once the former President wrapped things up with reporters yesterday, he would say his goodbyes and depart in a waiting car, “but that kind of didn’t happen,” the aide said.

“Clinton kind of went, ‘Do you have a computer I can use? I just want to check my email,’ and then kind of made himself at home in the Oval Office,” he said. “The President was being polite and all, but you could tell he was kind of pissed.”

After spending the better part of two hours surfing the Internet and watching YouTube videos, the former President announced, “Am I the only one around here who’s hungry? Let’s send Gibbs on a Pizza Hut run.”


More at.....
http://www.borowitzreport.com/

[Haole Girl]

1. lol!

Sounds like he might be bored. Always did have a twisted sense of humor. I believe the story about the "W" keys missing from the keyboards when he left office.

:rofl:

[RandomThoughts]

2. heh, side note.

The bridge I am talking about has nothing to do with Clinton bridge. Although I think Clinton did try to do some things better.

Most likely his is part of temporal lore, something I don't believe in, but a delusion many in Langley are under, and actually do believe in.

Some examples of that delusion can be seen in the show Enterprise.



Although I thought it was a bit funny that many thought that was the bridge.

Nor is it a centrist concept, not about politics at all actually.

[rainbow4321]

3. LOLOL: "He's on the phone with Bernie Sanders...

he could be there a while"!

:rofl:

[AmandaMae]

4. lol!

[bvar22]

5. Hey...its NO FUN being 2nd best Republican President EVER.

He's back in the White House fighting to keep his crown.

Why else call the de-funding of Social Security "the single most effective tax cut you can do to support economic activity". :shrug:

So SS gets destroyed in the process....every Republican KNOWS that Tax Cuts are The BEST!!!!!

[Laelth]

7. +1 n/t

-Laelth

[GeorgeGist]

6. Still grifting ...

after all these years. What a legacy!

[Scurrilous]

8. ROFL

Never gets old.