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John and Mitchy were getting kind of itchy Just to leave the working class behind ‘Chelle from Minny was hustling every penny Hooking like a fish on the line In the House the lobbyists sat And after every vote they’d fill the hat Mc Cain and McConnell just getting older in DC You know where that’s at And everybody’s getting fat like Mamma Grizzly
‘Chelley, she said, “Becky you know there aren’t many Who can lie as shamelessly as you do; let’s go spout Becky said, “Chelly, golly, don’t you think I wish I could fool the voters like you.” So, ‘Chelle, Becky and the Morans hooted like night owls And after every vote they’d pass the hat McCain and McConnell just getting moldier in DC You know where that’s at. And everybody’s getting fat like Mamma Grizzly
When Mamma was a sophomore, already at school four She went and changed her mind again one day Why do the toil when you can just hustle oil Take me to Anchorage right away When Oil met Mamma he gave her a love bump hearty She called ‘Chelle and Becky and that was the Tea Party McCain and McConnell couldn’t get no colder in DC You know where that’s at And everybody’s getting fat like Mamma Grizzly
Tea Pots, Fox trots, yellow rots, orange sots Who don’t work as hard as they play Make it up, kiss up, everything is pay up Guess it’s always been that way Newt and Huck soon joined the chorus Mitt and Haley waiting in the wings to bore us McCain and McConnell, ready for the fire in D.C. You know where that’s at. And everybody’s getting fat like Mamma Grizzly
And White House dreaming is becoming a reality
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