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soupkitchen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-10 11:58 AM
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Up Creeque Alley (with apologies to the Mammas and Pappas)
John and Mitchy were getting kind of itchy
Just to leave the working class behind
‘Chelle from Minny was hustling every penny
Hooking like a fish on the line
In the House the lobbyists sat
And after every vote they’d fill the hat
Mc Cain and McConnell just getting older in DC
You know where that’s at
And everybody’s getting fat like Mamma Grizzly

‘Chelley, she said, “Becky you know there aren’t many
Who can lie as shamelessly as you do; let’s go spout
Becky said, “Chelly, golly, don’t you think I wish
I could fool the voters like you.”
So, ‘Chelle, Becky and the Morans hooted like night owls
And after every vote they’d pass the hat
McCain and McConnell just getting moldier in DC
You know where that’s at.
And everybody’s getting fat like Mamma Grizzly

When Mamma was a sophomore, already at school four
She went and changed her mind again one day
Why do the toil when you can just hustle oil
Take me to Anchorage right away
When Oil met Mamma he gave her a love bump hearty
She called ‘Chelle and Becky and that was the Tea Party
McCain and McConnell couldn’t get no colder in DC
You know where that’s at
And everybody’s getting fat like Mamma Grizzly

Tea Pots, Fox trots, yellow rots, orange sots
Who don’t work as hard as they play
Make it up, kiss up, everything is pay up
Guess it’s always been that way
Newt and Huck soon joined the chorus
Mitt and Haley waiting in the wings to bore us
McCain and McConnell, ready for the fire in D.C.
You know where that’s at.
And everybody’s getting fat like Mamma Grizzly

And White House dreaming is becoming a reality




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Oceansaway Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-10 12:04 PM
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1. LOL...n/t.....great !
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tavalon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-10 12:04 PM
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2. Good job!
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Paper Roses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-13-10 12:37 PM
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3. Found myself singing along with your words. Great! n/t
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