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One of my club brothers back some 30 years ago built this absolutely beautiful Panhead old school chopper. Straight leg rigid, low tunnel sporty tank, horseshoe bag, 8" over wide glide with 8" risers and drag bars. All finished in a stunning candy red.
After riding it one year, he tore down for wintertime. Took the engine over to the local ace wrench, who overhauled it completely.
Upon reassembly, everything was just fine. Till the urge hit to make it prettier. Not satisfied with a chrome cover for the oil pump, my old bro took the oil pump apart and sent the outer cover off to the plating shop. Well, the plating shop, not knowing just what it was they were plating, did an exemplary job of making it very shiny. My bro bolted it all back together and went out riding...about 20 miles worth before the engine seized. Seems the plater didn't apply the plating evenly to the entire surface...the inside part had a variance of a few thou...thicker in the middle. When bolted in place, the extra thickness of the plating caused the oil pump gears to bind once it got warmed up, snapping the oil pump key and starving the engine.
When he took his newly trashed almost new engine back to have it overhauled again, Ray (the wrench) just looked at him, grinned and told him:
I guess you know now...chrome don't get ya home!"
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