Or "How I learned not to upset big fat Honduran generals", Play in Three Acts by ex President Manuel Zelaya.
Act 1. President Zelaya, in his pajamas, is led by a fat general and two sleepy soldiers to a Toyota.
Background music: Clint Mansell's Moon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_EcdU7i9hE&feature=relatedPresident Zelaya sits back as the Toyota speeds away, puts his hands over his face and sings:
I remember, when Chavez became my friend!
Many people danced in the baalll room
It was late September, oil prices were real high!
And we had the best deal financed so soon
Then I was smoking with the boys upstairs
when I heard two soldiers running upstairs
i SAID... oh no, this coup just won't do
I'm not going to be taken down by this fat fool
But then I got me this surprise
My bodyguards were out or didn't rise
And I find myself flying out at sunrise
Patricia Rodas, she told me it was going to be ok
But she ran down to Mexico, and no, Guadalajara won't do
And this damn trip means I'm not going be so cool
When Tegucigalpa, falls into the sea!
That's the day I'll go back to the damn palace.
I didn't think this girl Rodas was such a fool
I'm never going back, I'm not going to be so cool
Petrocaribe, that sure sounds like a nice gig
I think I'll wear my hat and the suit that fit
Hermenegildo Zegma, thanks for your free gift
I know it's for profit, but it's gonna be a hit
And I'll be smoking with the boys upstairs
And Chavez will call me to discuss affairs
Oh, no, Santo Domingo really won't do
And I'm never going back to be Patricia's fool!
Music to the Lyrics: My Old School by Steely Dan