In the name of everything I care about and all the positions I passionately hold

[CreekDog]

I'm going to call everyone I disagree with by childish names.

All this is done in the interest of advancing the causes I care about.

[SemiCharmedQuark]

1. Before I thought you were unrealistic and naive,but now I would like to subscribe to your newsletter

[tridim]

3. How dare you use my favorite Simpsons quote.

It's mine, and I'm taking it home. :)

[SemiCharmedQuark]

4. It's in my sig line now, sucka!

Stick that in your fife and smoke it :P

[azmouse]

2. The more the merrier!

:hi:

[Jamastiene]

5. Nice post, Scuttle Butt.

Don't ask. It is just the first thing that popped up in my head. :P

[bigwillq]

6. You'll fit right in at DU!

:P :rofl:

[ChicagoSuz219]

7. I'll get you started...

"Dick Cheney is a poopy-head!"

[dionysus]

8. you left-bagging cheerleader!! or something...

:silly:

[PopSixSquish]

9. "Stuck up, Half-witted, Scruffy-looking Nerf Herder!"

"Who's scruffy-looking?"

:silly:

[DevonRex]

10. Put those pom-poms away, nerdface. And your socks don't match.

And sheesh, get a NEW pocket protector already.

[ZombieHorde]

11. Recommended. nt