Failed Underwear Bombing: Ten Things President Obama Could Have Done To Make It All Better

[ProSense]

Failed Underwear Bombing: Ten Things President Obama Could Have Done To Make It All Better

by Jed Lewison

10. Immediately flown to Detroit to examine the underwear personally.

.9. Ordered an immediate cessation of domestic underwear production and imposed a ban on imports of all underwear.

.8. Bombed any facility overseas developing undergarments of any sort (aka, Weapons of Ass Destruction)

.7. Declared another war on Iraq.

.6. Put Vice President Biden in a secure, undisclosed location.

.5. Demanded that John McCain finally reveal his secret plan to capture Osama bin Laden

.4. Lowered the flag to half-staff on all Federal buildings to honor the victims of Northwest Flight 253.

.3. Showed leadership by no longer wearing underpants on Air Force One.

.2. Asked Donald Rumsfeld to take over the Department of Homeland Security

.1. Declared Mission Accomplished.

[FSogol]

1. He should have given a speech and proclaimed..."From this day on, ....

the official language of The US of A will be Swedish. Silence!

In addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check. Furthermore, all children under 16 years old are now... 16 years old!"

;-)

[EFerrari]

2. If Obama would just invade the wrong country, these things wouldn't happen!

lol

[boppers]

3. Isn't that point number seven?

I think Obama should hold congressional hearings on Boxers vs. Briefs, and declare one group terrorists.

[Clio the Leo]

4. They're al qaeda!!! I KNEW IT!!!......

.... I'm talking about the UNDERPANTS GNOMES!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WHB98m-ppw

And the remix...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rpxiRdOPtU&NR=1
"My underwear's gone and I cant go to SKOOOO!"

Now it ALL makes sense!!!!

(and thanks for finally giving me an excuse to post this btw)

[Cha]

5. I just saw the Rachel Maddow clip on Letterman

and she thinks he's quietly done a lot of good in his first year while all the loud screeching and whining has been hogging the airwaves.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgqsuuyHyPo

[ProSense]

7. Great stuff. Thanks for the link. n/t

[impik]

11. Thanks for that. Good to hear this especially from Rachel

[Cha]

14. Totally Agree!!

[Champion Jack]

6. K&R Nice work

[donheld]

8. You assume far too much

How do you know he wears underpants on air force 1 now? :D

[chollybocker]

9. I demand a public hanging of the offending underwear.

Only then can all Americans let their own boxers/briefs flap in the backyard breezes of patriotic solidarity.

Cue the crying eagles.

[Mopar151]

10. Weapons of Ass Destruction?

I think my Slumgullion Burritos might qualify - especially with Wacky Willy's Caliente Salsa

[cooolandrew]

12. This is such a great post it's worthwhile printing up and posting all over town. :)

[Kdillard]

13. rofl. K and R