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[KittyWampus]

"Must get baby ready for hors d' oeuvres plate. Guests arrive in 20 minutes!"

Or

"After I'm done washing him I have to get back to laundering money for Mom!"

[rurallib]

1. As the recession deepens, Mary opened a baby wash to make ends meet.

"Some of the rich folk drop their kids off for me to wash up after a little accident. The babies get a bit too stinky for some to handle."

[KittyWampus]

3. Bristol, it's Bristol Palin.

[abelenkpe]

2. Wow.

Look at that kitchen and her nice duds. Must be nice to have such a rich life without having done anything other than get knocked up by your boyfriend out of wedlock.

[noamnety]

9. Not thrilled with the sexist nature of that post.

"get knocked up by your boyfriend out of wedlock."

That's a phrase used for public shaming of women who dare to have sex without being married. Time to move past that mentality.

[MiniMe]

4. Washing your baby in the sink while your dinner sits on the table

[El Supremo]

5. "Mom's cast-off election wardrobe comes in handy for doing chores"

[8 track mind]

6. "Why can't the grocery store wash these things off???"

[8 track mind]

7. "Mom!!!!! Why does this head of lettuce keep squirming?"

Sarah: "I think you need glasses ya kno!"

"In what respect ma?"

[yellowcanine]

8. That is not a recommended safe way to bathe a baby. Suppose the baby reaches up and

pushes the faucet lever to the hottest setting?