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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-27-10 05:17 PM
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I long for the good old days, when the country's problems revolved around Clinton's Penis.
Ah, those were the days. *sigh*
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-27-10 05:20 PM
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1. Things were so good then.
The worst thing we had to worry about were disgusting perverted crotch sniffing Republicans trying to write porn and complaining about the Clenis incessantly. There was Hope then. We had a budget surplus, jobs galore, a great economy, dreams, a chance in life. Now...we are screwed.
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Fresh_Start Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-27-10 05:21 PM
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2. +1
Me too
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no_hypocrisy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-27-10 05:21 PM
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3. Those halycon days . . . We foolishly and rhetorically asked
Edited on Wed Jan-27-10 05:23 PM by no_hypocrisy
"How could anything get worse?"
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WI_DEM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-27-10 05:22 PM
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4. Well you are forgetting that Clinton was beat up pretty well in his first year, too
and failed to get HCR. In '94 he moved to "the center" and pushed NAFTA.
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Skink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-27-10 05:24 PM
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5. If Obama says Clenis tonight that means everybody chugs.
:beer:
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Paper Roses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-27-10 05:30 PM
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6. I can remember a worse trauma. LBJ lifting his dog by the ears.
Oh the inhumanity.
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Phx_Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-27-10 05:50 PM
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8. Poor dogs should have bit his ass.
I have beagles and I can't imagine picking them up by the ears. And, no LBJ, they do not like it.
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Irish_shark Donating Member (133 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-27-10 05:50 PM
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7. He was also accused of raping women, being corrupt and killing Vince Foster
Edited on Wed Jan-27-10 05:50 PM by Irish_shark
The Lewinsky scandal was one of many.
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Beacool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-27-10 06:16 PM
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10. Actually, supposedly it was Hillary who had poor Vince killed.
The RW nut jobs compiled a list of Clinton "murders". It's a mighty long list too, something like over 60 people. I don't know how they had the time to dispose of so many people in between running Arkansas and the nation. They must be great at multi-tasking.......

:crazy:


:7
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SaveOurDemocracy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-27-10 06:27 PM
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11. Yes, according to them ... Hillary had an affair with Vince,

and then had him killed (kinda like a black widow?) ... BUT ... she was also a LESBIAN. They just made it up as they went along, to cover all the bases and peoples prejudices.
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Beacool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-27-10 11:14 PM
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18. Yep, you said it!!
:eyes:
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Fire1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-27-10 07:42 PM
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14. Yet he still wasn't dogged like Obama. Interesting. n/t
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Irish_shark Donating Member (133 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-27-10 09:50 PM
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16. That's your opinion. I don't share it
Edited on Wed Jan-27-10 09:51 PM by Irish_shark
And imagine if the internet had been as popular then as it is now. The smears would have been even worse.
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Fire1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-27-10 10:51 PM
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17. And who gives a shit if you don't share it. Certainly not I. n/t
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-27-10 05:56 PM
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Missy, I'm sure he thinks so, too......
Edited on Wed Jan-27-10 05:59 PM by old mark
:rofl:

Hell, the ol'dog is a year older than ME!

(I might not be able to cut the mustard, but I can still lick the jar...)


mark
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Jennicut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-27-10 05:56 PM
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9. Yes...and I was in college and could get up at 11:00 because of late classes.
Never scheduled an early class for all the years I was there.
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-27-10 06:36 PM
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12. They still do.
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-27-10 09:15 PM
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15. Yes, I always said he has the most powerful penis on earth. It can transcend time, space, anything.
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hack89 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-27-10 07:33 PM
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13. I wonder if Clenis is still happy and loved - I hope so. nt
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