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Drunken Irishman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-10 08:18 PM
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Why didn't Pres. Obama give a speech like this?
"Shit. I know shit's bad right now, with all that starving bullshit, and the dust storms, and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution. Now I understand everyone's shit's emotional right now. But I've got a 3 point plan that's going to fix EVERYTHING.

Number 1: We've got this guy Not Sure. Number 2: He's got a higher IQ than ANY MAN ALIVE. and Number 3: He's going to fix EVERYTHING."

Right? RIGHT?

:eyes:
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Clio the Leo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-10 08:31 PM
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1. lol @ "dust storms" nt
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CTLawGuy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-10 08:31 PM
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2. South Carolina
Edited on Tue Aug-31-10 08:32 PM by CTLawGuy
REPRESENT!!!!

but seriously,


He's going to do it AALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL in ONE WEEEEEEEEK!!!!
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valerief Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-10 09:05 PM
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3. I'm craving Brawndo. I must be a plant. nt
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vaberella Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-10 09:47 PM
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4. Lulz. n/t
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AtomicKitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-10 09:52 PM
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5. You crazy.
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Nedsdag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-01-10 11:00 AM
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6. "Idiocracy," a movie I show to my students every semester.
President Camacho!

LOL!
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JNelson6563 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-01-10 06:04 PM
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7. lol!
Funny shit.
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