Palin and Beck Lied To 9/11

[impik]

This is just awesome from Wonkette:



It was a classic case of bait and switch. The Palin/Beck NineEleven™ Porno Deathfest was a LIE. They promised masturbatory delights beyond the wildest dreams of even the most ardent exurban WTC pr0n junkie. Instead, the close to 4,000 attendees were served up something far more profitable in the long term to Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin: a Messiah myth.

This white, aged crowd thirsting for the Word was treated to the sights and sounds of Glenn the Baptist appearing in Alaska and singing out “Prepare Ye the Way of the Palin” — just like in the revised Mormon Jesus version of Godspell.

The evening began with a feedbag full of word salad tossed by none other than the Goddess of Grift herself, Sarah Palin. She was positively exuberant with her “Don’tcha love yer freedom?” and “Veterans, raise your hands!” and the crowd cheering along with her until that little catwheel in her head clicked over and she thought, “Willikers, it’s NineEleven,” and so in a weirdo transition reminiscent of bad local news, she dropped her voice an octave and softly said, “Err … such a solemn day … moment of silence … wakka wakka.”




Read the entire hilarity:



http://wonkette.com/420732/palinbeck-they-lied-to-911#more-420732

[Blue_In_AK]

1. I was talking with someone else today

about Bill Scannell's little adventure in Palin/Beck World. I won't go into details, but it was pretty funny.

There's going to be some great blogging coming out of this event. I ran into AKM from The Mudflats down there, too. Someone had mysteriously acquired her a ticket. O8) I'm sure she'll have a lot to say.

I'm working on sorting and posting my pictures from the protests.

[Mz Pip]

2. The comments are almost as good as the

article. I read every one of them and nearly choked with laughter. :rofl:

[gateley]

3. Glenn the Baptist! Bwah!

:rofl:

What a scam these guys pulled. Shameful.

[tblue37]

4. Glenn's a Mormon, not a Baptist.

Yes, I get the joke, but I think it is important to always remind fundies that their whitebread "Messiah" is not really "one of them."