You know, I think we'd up our college graduation rate if there were more orgy rooms on campus.

[Drunken Irishman]

[jobycom]

1. If there were more, they'd have no room for classes. nt

[UndertheOcean]

2. wait , what ????

[SomeGuyInEagan]

3. Admission applications may increase, but graduation rate would plummit (who would want to leave) n/t

[rug]

4. I'm glad to see GDP evovle from a circle jerk to an orgy.

[OwnedByFerrets]

7. +1

[Scurrilous]

5. I would have settled for clean bathrooms. n/t

[rucky]

6. Enrollment, for sure.

Graduation, not so much.

[Radical Activist]

8. It would add a new element to homecoming weekend.

[tavalon]

9. IBTL

There were orgy rooms at my campus. None on yours?

[Drunken Irishman]

10. Only unofficial ones like in the showers and library.

[tavalon]

12. The RA dorm room at my school

But I went to a sixties style experimental college. I think there are only about three left in the country.

[old mark]

11. ...and a lot of people taking a few extra years to graduate, too....nt

[KingFlorez]

13. Somehow, I don't think that would help

There wouldn't be anyone studying with all that going on.

[scheming daemons]

14. It would be the opposite... I would've made sure I NEVER graduated...

[damntexdem]

15. Well, perhaps the matriculation rate.

I suspect that it would lower the graduation rate.