Who would Palin's vice-presidential candidate be?

[soupkitchen]

This is an interesting question, if only because I'm presuming any serious Republican would not want to be associated with the runaway train.

Maybe Huckabee would feel like he has nothing to lose. But after that are we down to Michelle Bachmann, Bobby Jihad, or the Joes: the Miller or the plumber?

Maybe Glen Beck, or Sean Hannity would run if commanded by Murdoch.

"I, Sarah Palin, accept your nomination to be the Republican presidential candidate. Now will someone please agree to be my vice-presidential candidate."

Dam, if only Orly Taitz had a birth certificate.

[DCKit]

1. "...if only Orly Taitz had a birth certificate. "

She was hatched. By what, I have no clue, but she strongly resembles a gooney bird.

[PSzymeczek]

47. If you aren't eligible to be President,

you aren't eligible to be Vice President. Fortunately, that saves us from Orly.

[TheCowsCameHome]

2. Any red-blooded, flag-waving, bible thumping Teabagger male, most likely

They just love getting close enough to sniff her seat.

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[awoke_in_2003]

30. but which witch is which?...

sorry, couldn't help myself.

[SharonAnn]

66. Tawd. He was the "shadow governor" and he can be the "shadow president". Like Cheney.

[mandy11]

3. Marco Rubio if she wants a chance at winning.

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[UrbScotty]

4. Bristol! (nt)

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[Andy823]

8. How about

Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, or the most obvious of all "GOOFY"!:evilgrin:

On a more serious note, I agree, none of the "sane" republicans would even think about running with her, it would be political suicide! Maybe Michelle Bachmann, now that would be a real nutty ticket! I doubt she would ask Joe Miller after he first came out and wouldn't comment on whether or not she was qualified to be president. No Joe the plumber has potential! :silly:

[DJ13]

9. Beck

And not the guitar player.

[Dr.Phool]

10. Evan Bayh. He's as stoopid looking as she is stoopid.

[rasputin1952]

11. Ooooh...McCain...

:rofl:

[Chipper Chat]

12. She wouldn't need a vice-president because......

if elected SHE would actually be VICE-president. The actual president would be TODD Palin. Think about it - in her church the woman is always subservient to the man - which means Todd would have the final say in all decisions.

[whosinpower]

13. Jesus

But he wouldn't qualify....no birth certificate.....

Maybe she would nominate Reagan.....

[jenmito]

14. It wouldn't matter. It wouldn't be like McCain, who was so old and sickly, that

people were very worried that the VP (Palin) would end up being president. She's much younger and no competent VP would have a good chance of becoming president for 8 years.

[krawhitham]

15. Todd

[no_hypocrisy]

16. Bobby Jindal

She may want to RUN but not actually win. (That would mean work.) Running and not winning means at least 4 more years of commercial prostitution.

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[craigmatic]

17. Huckelberry or Romney

[rury]

21. A "black" teabagger

[Rowdyboy]

18. Obviously Haley Barbour is the only possible piece of scum that works for Palin....

He is as hideously ugly as she is stupid. They are truly a match made in heaven and I pray for their ticket to be nominated daily.

[rury]

22. I like that

:rofl:

[greymattermom]

19. Kate Gosslin

Similar experience.

[Lil Missy]

20. Alan Greene.

[NoPasaran]

25. Snooki

[Ter]

28. Ineligible

Not 35.

[Uzybone]

61. are you sure about that?

[Ter]

63. And also born in Chile

:)

[Raine1967]

26. The Situation.

[SheilaT]

27. Did I miss something?

Did she just win the Republican nomination? Is it 2012 ALREADY??? Oh, sweet Jesus, how time flies.

[Ter]

29. Ron Paul

She's his only chance.

[Yeahyeah]

31. Chuck Norris is on the short list.

[BlueIris]

32. Nadya Suleman (Octomom.)

Man, that is one frightening image.

[Yeahyeah]

33. Guy that looks like Ronald Reagan.

[old mark]

34. Her husband, whatever the hell his name is - he fits right into the background,

and is a super asshole in his own right...she needs someone who would let her remain the star.

mark

[hollowdweller]

35. Hank Willaims Jr, Charlie Daniels, or Ted Nugent

If they won't do it then Joe Lieberman!

[polichick]

36. Hard to imagine who would agree to play second fiddle to an imbecile like that...

Maybe the Dick would consider it - again.

[golfguru]

37. Meghan McCain

The combination will be win prize for the shallowest duo ever.

[Retrograde]

38. And share the spotlight?

I don't think she'd like that!

[tabbycat31]

39. Michele Bachmann

or Rand Paul, Anna Little, Sharron Angle, Christine O'Donnell, Man on Dog,

[catgirl]

40. Ted Nugent n/t

[totodeinhere]

41. It might be Rubio. n/t

[burning rain]

42. Someone who makes Palin look smart.

Cheryl Cole would work.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

58. Alfred E Newman? George W Bush?

... but I repeat myself again.

[Liberal_Stalwart71]

43. Mittens. I think they'd be nearly unstoppable because the entire Repuke Party

would be united. The "fake" teabaggers and the corporatists in the party. They'd win the south and many states in the midwest.

[Imajika]

44. Marco Rubio...

I'd bet the bank the ticket will have Rubio on it whether Palin or someone else wins the nomination.

Right now by bet is Palin/Rubio

Rubio is already a Teabagger, and the Republicans think because he is Cuban he can win a bigger share of the Hispanic vote.

This ticket also gives them a good shot at winning Florida - or so they will believe.

[jberryhill]

45. Chuck Norris

[IrishEyes]

46. It would have to be someone dumber than her

I hereby nominate my coffee table. I was going to nominate my kitten but he is way to smart.

[southernyankeebelle]

48. Well how about first dud Todd? He was already shaddow governor.

[zulchzulu]

49. John McCain

It would highly amusing.

[Bravo Zulu]

50. rick"man on dog"sanatorium

he's nutty enough to appeal to palin?

[11 Bravo]

51. Either Wayne or Garth. Whichever one lets her win at Scrabble.

[AlinPA]

52. Rubio. To suck up the Hispanic vote.

[Honeycombe8]

53. Gomer Pyle? Palin and Pyle. (He lives in Hawaii...does he have a birth certificate?) nt

[StevieM]

54. No one, since she's not even going to win the GOP nomination. But if somehow she did, then I suspect

that she would pick a House member, like Mike Pence or Paul Ryan.

I'm betting on Mike Pence to be the GOP nominee. He's a far right extremist--exactly what they are looking for.

Steve

[Blue_Roses]

55. why is this question here?

what's it's purpose? Is this now "Palin Underground"? :eyes:

[Joe Bacon]

56. Palin/LIEberman

The perfect match. They were made for each other!

[Vinca]

57. I don't know, but the way George Pataki was fawning over her last week

on Morning Joe, it's clear he's interested. In something.

[SteveG]

59. The mini-me

Christine O'Donnell.

[styersc]

60. Joe Miller would not qualify to be Palin's VP.

Pres and VP cannot be from the same state.

[Broken_Hero]

62. Jesus,

I imagine it will go like this---> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0BatT0qYhw

[RichGirl]

64. JOE THE PLUMBER

"Can I call you Joe?"

[Zoeisright]

65. Joe the Plumber?

After all, they're equally "qualified".

[demmiblue]

67. Victoria Jackson

[stevenleser]

68. Voldemort. n/t

[Clear Blue Sky]

69. McCain. Try rearranging the Titanic's deck chairs...