Sarah Palin, or Hindenburg?

[bleever]

Poll question: Sarah Palin, or Hindenburg?

Please vote:




Or:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Oh, the huge manatee.

[canetoad]

2. SNARF !!111!

:rofl:

[rug]

3. They're both exploding gas bags.

[Anakin Skywalker]

4. Good one! +1

[bleever]

5. Two votes for the Hindenburg, I'm guessing because it

actually gave off some light.

[Arkana]

23. At least the Hindenburg served some purpose before it exploded.

[Arctic Dave]

6. sarah palin as the Hindenburg.

AKA, The Gassy Sea Cow.

[bleever]

7. To be fair, she can read words in English

from a teleprompter, though it may sound as though she is reading it out in tiny short lines that weren't broken up in the way that we actually speak English.

I.e.: She enunciated "dueling pistols" in the same way we say "dueling banjos".

So wrong.

[Kurovski]

13. Oh! You're just jealous!

:hi: Here's my report, as found in this month's Junior Bazaar:

"What's with that smacking sound she makes when she talks?

They trained her to not do it so often, but she sometimes sounds like Hoke from Driving Miss Daisy. Her breathing is still bizarre for a public speaker, too.

Much better than all the panting she did when she gave the "I'm A Quitter!" speech in her backyard. She's improving, just as the content of her speeches is about to start her downward spiral. '

[Kurovski]

35. Hey...look at what I found!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9kfcEga0lk

[road2000]

14. Meaning she emphasized the "piss"?

That sounds like an ESL pattern. We should start a rumor she was born in Kenya.

[bleever]

15. I taught ESL overseas.

And I know what it sounds like when people whose first language is English are doing a cold reading, and when they're telling you something they have worked on to make sure they get their true feelings across.

[HeroTwins]

21. Ladies and Gentleman, behold the Palinburg!!

[Arctic Dave]

24. Waaaaah!!!! My head just exploded from laughter!

:wow: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[bleever]

28. Welcome to DU!

:rofl:

[LynneSin]

8. Hindenberg reminds me of this......

[kwolf68]

9. LOL

I wasn't sure which air-bag to vote for.

[NYC_SKP]

10. One is an enormous bag filled with deadly gas...

And the other is a German airship.

:patriot:

[quaker bill]

36. +1

[Jack Rabbit]

11. Flaming Nazi airbags, both of them!

(OK, that was a Rush Limbaugh joke from twenty years ago.)

[davidpdx]

19. You should get flogged for repeating a Rush Limbaugh joke

Ok, I did laugh a little.

[Jack Rabbit]

22. To clarify, Rush was the punchline

What's the difference between the Hindenburg and Rush Limbaugh?

One is a flaming Nazi airbag and the other is a blimp.

[Kurovski]

12. Hmmmm....I...Dunno...

[bleever]

16. That's unfair.

Only 35 people lost their lives in the Hindenburg disaster.

:hi:

[Kurovski]

25. When have I ever been fair?

:hi:

[bleever]

29. Fair point!

(Happy New Year, Mr. K.)

:hi:

[Kurovski]

30. The same to you,

Esteemed, admired and adored Mr. bleever!

[rpannier]

17. Picked the Hindenburg because the question was unclear

Did you mean...
Which would you rather live nextdoor to you? Answer: Hindenburg
Which qould you rather go on a date with? Hindenburg
Which is the bigger disaster? Palin
Which is a wittier conversationalist? Hindenburg
Which did more disaster to America? Palin
Which makes me prouder to be an American? The Hindenburg

[bleever]

18. "Which makes me prouder to be an American? The Hindenburg."

:applause:

I thank you.

[MurrayDelph]

20. When Sarah blows up

no one will be mourning "the humanity"

[Arctic Dave]

26. K&R for post #6's photoshop picture. Or, is it?

[rasputin1952]

27. Both...two flaming disasters...

both avoidable.

[baldguy]

31. One was graceful, light & shiny.

The other shoots animals & embarrasses Alaskans.

[bullwinkle428]

32. Alex, what is a flaming Nazi gasbag, and a dirigible?

[tomm2thumbs]

33. each one could fill the other...

the Hindenburg could fit in the empty space between Palin's ears,

and the thoughtless hot air that spews from Palin's lips would fill a thousand Hindenburgs

[bleever]

34. Brilliant.

:applause:

[trusty elf]

37. ......

[tanyev]

38. I'll take Hindenburg for $1000, Alex.