Be still my heart: Santorum is BACK!

[ChairmanAgnostic]

Former Senator Rick "that frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex" Santorum has made headlines twice in two days.

First, he questioned President Obama on black people: "Well if that person — human life is not a person, then — I find it almost remarkable for a black man to say, “We’re going to decide who are people and who are not people.”

Today, he compared abortion with slavery: "I am disappointed that President Obama, who rightfully fights for civil rights, refuses to recognize the civil rights of the unborn in this country."

One wonders what he will say tomorrow. We do know one thing. Rickie is back! And that means loads of fun for us here. Santorum polls in the single digits, not even 1/3 of Sarah's falling numbers. He left orfice with his tail between his legs. He has been quiet for the best part of two years. So, his recent proclamations can be viewed as only one thing - a test run for Iowa and New Hampshire.

To paraphrase his second favorite president, "Bring it on!"

[tigereye]

1. oh god! Make him stop! I had hoped that he was gone

for good, into that great obscurity. Sigh.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

2. when you listen only to Rush & Sean

and you think the whole country thinks the same way, you become delusional enough to think that you can run for president.

[tigereye]

5. I"m from PA and I was hoping we had seen the last of his

crazy ass belief system. :crazy:

[dionysus]

3. ahhh, memories....

[Arugula Latte]

4. Here, his daughter just found out that her doll is NOT a real person.

[Frustratedlady]

6. Don't send him to Iowa. God help us...Palin and Santorum at the same time?

Come to think of it, it might be fun to listen to their lies. Kind of a comedy show of sorts, but I'm afraid I'd embarrass myself and upchuck.

No, keep them out of Iowa.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

9. think of their presence as spreading fertilizer

across the farmland.

[MissMarple]

7. So how long before we see little Ricky on faux as a regular commentator.?

Perhaps I should have said an irregular commentator.:eyes:

[DCKit]

8. I guess he's doing his audition now. nt

[muffin1]

10. I heard on CNN a couple of weeks ago that he is definitely 'testing the waters'.

Good god, that man is as stupid as former half-Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin. I'm not sure how I'm supposed to 'tone done the rhetoric' if their side is going to keep putting these idiots out on the national stage.

[liam_laddie]

11. the AKC* may have a stance on this...

*American Kennel Club :-)