Michele Bachmann Speech Drinking Game Guide

[zulchzulu]

Rules: Have hard liquor for shots and either beer or other adult beverage. If not drinking, have red-colored juice as replacement. If only smoking marijuana, replace shots with bong hits and drinks with splif. Make sure to wrap television monitor in protective plastic layer if using liquid refreshments.

When Michele Bachmann says:
"Bill Ayers"
Drink two shots

When Michele Bachmann says:
"Barack Obama's true beliefs"
Drink one shot and one large gulp of alcoholic drink

When Michele Bachmann says:
"most leftist administration in the history of our country"
Drink two shots and one full alcoholic drink

When Michele Bachmann says:
"over-the-top anti-American"
Drink two shots and one large gulp of alcoholic drink

When Michele Bachmann says:
"Governor Palin"
Pour drink over your head and sip as it falls over mouth

When Michele Bachmann says:
"anti-American views"
Pour drink on American flag and lick drink from flag fabric

When Michele Bachmann says:
"radical leftists"
Drink two shots and two large gulps of alcoholic drink

When Michele Bachmann says:
"socialist"
Drink large gulp of alcoholic drink and spit out at her image on TV

[valerief]

1. Balloonhead. Tweety just called her a balloonhead and is too stupid for politics. nt

[zulchzulu]

2. That's not fair to balloons n/t

[valerief]

3. Ha! Balloons, like Bachmann, don't have feelings. nt

[fadedrose]

5. Why does he have the balloonhead's picture as part of his opening?? eom

[Kennah]

4. The late Sam Kinison could not survive this drinking game

[LynneSin]

6. Don't forget when she makes up facts about our history - we should drink

We could get alcohol poisoning from that!

[zulchzulu]

8. Bringing that into the drinking game would make many comatose within minutes

It would be just too much...

:rofl:

[baldguy]

7. The only real way to drink with a Bachmann Speech:

Finish a fifth of liquor before she starts.