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DrToast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-01-11 10:00 PM
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What the hell do we do with his body?
Apparently we have it.
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LiberalFighter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-01-11 10:01 PM
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1. Throw it into a volcano.
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kestrel91316 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-01-11 10:02 PM
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3. Put it in a sausage grinder and feed it to some swine. Or whatever.
I don't care, so long as he is denied a funeral.
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dixiegrrrrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-01-11 10:01 PM
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2. Stuff it, mount it, and move it around the Grand Chessboard.
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onehandle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-01-11 10:02 PM
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4. Shove it up Karl Rove's ass. nt
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Indydem Donating Member (866 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-01-11 10:05 PM
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5. Wrap it in bacon.
Burn it.

Spread the ashes in a pig pen.

Film every last second of it and let all the extremists know a similar fate awaits them.
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El Supremo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-01-11 10:06 PM
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6. Bury him with pig guts.
That's what we did to Philippine Muslim insurgents in about 1900.
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El Supremo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-01-11 10:09 PM
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7. Cremate him immediately and dump his ashes from the space shuttle.
We don't need another Martyr's Holy Shrine in the Muslim world.
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Diamonique Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-01-11 10:16 PM
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8. Arab people want to see it to believe it.
Remember how we had to lay out the bodies of Hussein's sons when they were killed?
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Mz Pip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-01-11 10:18 PM
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9. Parade it through Central Park
Works for me.
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