For Old Time's Sake . . . please come CAPTION Numb Nuts!!!

[skip fox]

Comfortable at last, riding a shoeless melody on his front porch, ol' Numb Nuts is singing,

"No memoes, no distractions,
No lawyers, no infractions,
But lazy days of hazy waste
And nights of drunken blaze
Are stretchin' out before me.

Yes to nothing, brainpan's leaking,
Yes to Bozo's flatline thinking,
Days of snortin' snowwhite lines
Nights of swimmin' liquid shine
Are stretching out before me.

etc."

[Drale]

1. Shit. It's Cheney. Come on, you guys. Keep quiet. Follow me.

:rofl:

[yellowcanine]

2. Wasted days and wasted nights

Wasted days and wasted nights,
I have left for you Behind
for you don't belong to me,
your heart belongs to someone else.


Freddie Fender

[Vanje]

3. I gotta unrec this badboy

because I think we can show GW Bush to be be the biggest, most evil moron in the world without resorting to Photoshop.

[rurallib]

4. "Osama B. Laden? Name sounds vaguely familiar. Pour me another to help me think."

[KansDem]

5. Bush playing a five-string banjo?

That's four too many for him to handle...

[jwirr]

6. His hero fiddled while Rome burned! He is just following suit. nt

[skip fox]

7. The second two-string song he heas learned:

"Drinking shine and eating grits,
Free of Cheney's pissy fits,
No more briefings, none of it,
My mind is made to wander.

No more belts and no more shoes,
Cause I'm belting out the blues,
I got nothing left to lose,
My mind is made to squander."