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jberryhill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-07-11 10:13 PM Original message |
Why is God telling BOTH Bachmann and Santorum to run for president? |
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The Velveteen Ocelot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-07-11 10:15 PM Response to Original message |
1. God certainly has a twisted sense of humor. |
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Lugnut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-08-11 12:30 AM Response to Reply #1 |
25. That would be my guess. n/t |
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Joe Bacon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-08-11 10:38 PM Response to Reply #1 |
52. You forget that Bachman & Santorum's "God" is Ayn Rand. |
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DJ13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-07-11 10:16 PM Response to Original message |
2. She's making fun of them |
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valerief (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-07-11 10:16 PM Response to Original message |
3. No problem. They'll be Raptured on 5/21. nt |
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demosincebirth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-07-11 11:54 PM Response to Reply #3 |
20. Holy shit! We're leaving on vacation that day. |
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RUMMYisFROSTED (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-08-11 08:43 AM Response to Reply #20 |
34. You bet you are! |
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BobbyBoring (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-09-11 07:58 PM Response to Reply #20 |
64. Heaven or hell? |
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Zambero (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-07-11 10:19 PM Response to Original message |
4. Because when you put their last name intitials together... |
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Tx4obama (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-07-11 10:24 PM Response to Original message |
5. And Palin is waiting for a word from God too about running! LOL n/t |
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jberryhill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-07-11 10:31 PM Response to Reply #5 |
8. Well, if that's a tough decision for God, then I'm definitely leaning atheist /nt |
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RichGirl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-08-11 05:59 AM Response to Reply #8 |
31. Not so fast... |
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mythology (169 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-08-11 01:08 PM Response to Reply #8 |
43. It's not that God is having a hard time making the decision. |
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Rosa Luxemburg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-08-11 11:12 PM Response to Reply #43 |
54. God has already chosen Obama so they are fakin' |
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appleannie1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-07-11 10:27 PM Response to Original message |
6. Actually, their mental condition causes them to hear voices in their head. It is not God. |
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jberryhill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-07-11 10:57 PM Response to Reply #6 |
12. But God only speaks to people like that anyway |
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The Magistrate (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-07-11 10:30 PM Response to Original message |
7. God Likes a Cage Match, Sir.... |
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jberryhill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-07-11 10:32 PM Response to Reply #7 |
9. Good point, and historically supported |
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susanr516 (823 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-08-11 09:06 AM Response to Reply #7 |
38. ROFL! |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-08-11 10:26 AM Response to Reply #7 |
41. Read the Bible - God invented humor |
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LatteLibertine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-09-11 02:22 PM Response to Reply #41 |
56. Read the bible indeed |
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Ikonoklast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-09-11 03:01 PM Response to Reply #56 |
62. Shut up and kill your kids. |
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baldguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-07-11 10:34 PM Response to Original message |
10. Different gods talking to different people, obviously. |
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jberryhill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-07-11 11:05 PM Response to Reply #10 |
13. We should make them do competing miracles to decide who has the better god |
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Sheepshank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-07-11 10:42 PM Response to Original message |
11. Satan is the great deceiver...... |
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jberryhill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-07-11 11:20 PM Response to Reply #11 |
18. Well on the off chance one of them is right, we ought to give dunking a fair try |
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TlalocW (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-07-11 11:10 PM Response to Original message |
14. Is Bachmann officially announced? |
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jberryhill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-07-11 11:15 PM Response to Reply #14 |
16. She hired God as campaign HR consultant already |
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tomm2thumbs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-07-11 11:12 PM Response to Original message |
15. hilarious... perhaps one was hearing the echo of the Lord asking the other one |
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jberryhill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-07-11 11:16 PM Response to Reply #15 |
17. Makes sense - the only things they hear are echoes in the emptiness of their own heads |
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treestar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-08-11 08:56 AM Response to Reply #15 |
36. +1 |
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Keith Bee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-07-11 11:46 PM Response to Original message |
19. Think of it as cockfighting |
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demgrrrll (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-08-11 12:19 AM Response to Original message |
21. He wants President Obama to win |
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The Wielding Truth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-08-11 12:26 AM Response to Reply #21 |
23. Best answer. |
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RichGirl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-08-11 03:58 PM Response to Reply #21 |
46. Exactly.... |
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davidpdx (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-08-11 12:23 AM Response to Original message |
22. I didn't see the quote where Bachmann said God told her to run |
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jberryhill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-08-11 05:59 PM Response to Reply #22 |
47. Here ya go... |
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Jester Messiah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-08-11 12:28 AM Response to Original message |
24. Apparently the lord loves a trainwreck. [nt] |
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liberalla (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-08-11 03:12 AM Response to Original message |
26. God is bipolar. |
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sakabatou (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-08-11 03:19 AM Response to Original message |
27. He wants to see a trainwreck |
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Monk06 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-08-11 05:23 AM Response to Original message |
28. Apparently God isn't listening to KKKarl Rove. Imagine Caribou Barbie, Bachman and Santorum |
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quaker bill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-08-11 05:44 AM Response to Original message |
29. Perhaps because God wants to give both |
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RichGirl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-08-11 05:55 AM Response to Original message |
30. It's very obvious! It's proof that God is on our side. |
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tallahasseedem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-08-11 08:09 AM Response to Original message |
32. Recommended ... |
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KittyWampus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-08-11 08:40 AM Response to Original message |
33. it's a test sent by God. Whichever candidate prays hardest wins. |
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treestar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-08-11 08:55 AM Response to Original message |
35. Strangely, why don't both B and S admit God made Obama President? |
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Kahuna (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-08-11 08:57 AM Response to Original message |
37. Because God wants Obama to win. nt |
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southernyankeebelle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-08-11 09:07 AM Response to Original message |
39. Just like Palin they forgot the GOD chose Obama for president. He picked wisely. |
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ladywnch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-08-11 09:12 AM Response to Original message |
40. "Seeing which one floats?"... well, turds do float ya know. n/t |
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crazylikafox (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-08-11 10:49 AM Response to Original message |
42. Because God wants to split the crazy vote. |
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lunatica (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-08-11 01:40 PM Response to Original message |
44. Debate question: "How many of you did God tell to run for President?" |
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jberryhill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-08-11 03:49 PM Response to Reply #44 |
45. That would be epic |
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The Wizard (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-08-11 07:17 PM Response to Original message |
48. Did they both get |
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liberalhistorian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-08-11 07:43 PM Response to Original message |
49. Because he needs the comic relief |
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w8liftinglady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-08-11 07:44 PM Response to Original message |
50. God wants President Obama to serve another term... and,yes- dunk them in stool |
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fishwax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-08-11 09:52 PM Response to Original message |
51. b/c got wants them both to be soundly defeated -- if not in the primary than in the general |
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TxVietVet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-08-11 10:49 PM Response to Original message |
53. The dunking stool. |
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verges (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-08-11 11:15 PM Response to Original message |
55. God obviously wants the Dems to win |
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AngryAmish (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-09-11 02:26 PM Response to Original message |
57. Do I want to dunk them in stool? Yes. |
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Vidar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-09-11 02:31 PM Response to Original message |
58. God is apparently confused. |
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NICO9000 (574 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-09-11 02:41 PM Response to Original message |
59. Why does God hate America? |
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Jakes Progress (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-09-11 02:42 PM Response to Original message |
60. So they can split the idiot vote and Obama can win. |
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PatSeg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-09-11 02:46 PM Response to Original message |
61. Is that the same god |
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Autumn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-09-11 07:34 PM Response to Original message |
63. God wants to see them in a celebrity death cage match. |
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Avant Guardian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-10-11 09:46 AM Response to Original message |
65. Because GOD is tired of watching Jerry Springer reruns |
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Arkansas Granny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-10-11 03:51 PM Response to Original message |
66. What does God know. According to GWB, he ran because God wanted him to. |
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