Through an Ass, Darkly

[Keith Bee]

Let's take a look at the GOP field from the perspective of the wingnut Republican base, shall we?



Romney: He did soshillust health care in Masserchewzits. Plus he's one o dem Church of Judas Priest of Labor Day Sales people.

Daniels: He an AY-RAB!!!

Gingrich: He a JEW! Why u think he conservated to Catholoscissors? To cover it up is why!

Bachmann: She a hootnanny! But who's her husbind? cuz HE'LL be maken all da decishins on account of she's a woman.

Palin: Same thing an I don't like Todd, cuz the name Todd is mentioned NOWHERE in the Bible.

Huntsman: He thinks dem homersectionals should be allowed to have civil onions!

Pawlenty: ..............whut?

Why cant we jus re-erect George W. Bush? For da life o me I still dont unnerstan why he didn't rerun in 2008!

[AndiMer]

1. LOL!

Are you a comedian? I'm serious. Recommended.

[Keith Bee]

5. No

But I do have an extremely warped sense of humor. ;-)

[AndiMer]

16. W hich I share

:9

[Wait Wut]

2. Love it!

Wordbalism is FUN!!!!

[Keith Bee]

6. Wordbalism?

Now now, we're back on DU: No more wingnutspeak. :P

And thank your son on my behalf anyway. My dad was in the Navy, and he always (grudgingly) acknowledged that Leathernecks were the best.

[Wait Wut]

7. Cannibalism for words.

...Wordbalism. It's one of my favorite past-times. Especially when talking to someone that doesn't have a sold grip on the English language. My husband, for instance. I can't tell you how often he has to ask, "Is that a real word or one of your own?" I still can't convince him that "my own" words ARE "real" words. :eyes:

Thank you. My dad was Army and felt the same way. Always wished he could've lived to see his grandson in his dress blues.

[Keith Bee]

8. Da Bearse rock!

And semper fi

[PatSeg]

3. God help you

That was too accurate. Your sanity could be in jeopardy!

[Keith Bee]

9. In 21st-century America.....

...insanity is the only way to go! :crazy:

[PatSeg]

10. Yep!

[Keith Bee]

11. Robert Plant said it best

Haven't heard anything new from him in a while. :(

[LibDemAlways]

4. On the topic of Bush, you might add

"But dere might be hope anyway. George W. has a brudder Jeb who hadn't had his turn yet. I know he's married to a Mexican, but nobody's perfect."

[Randy_P]

12. Points for the Bergman reference

But didn't you think the film was misogynistic? To be honest, I was very surprised that such a narrative came out of Sweden.

[OwnedByFerrets]

13. You left out something....

"Palin: Same thing an I don't like Todd, cuz the name Todd is mentioned NOWHERE in the Bible."
....But, I shure wuld like to gitter in da sack."

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[Enrique]

14. with a thread title like that

how could you forget Santorum?

[Myrina]

17. ... self delete, never mind.

oops.

[nxylas]

18. Nah, they'd turned on * by the end

Once he became slightly less popular than genital warts, all of a sudden, he "wasn't a real conservative" and was being punished by the electorate for his abandonment of the mainstream American values found on Free Republic, the EIB Network and Fox News.