I will not watch the Republican debates, Mr/Ms DU I am

[Botany]

Will You watch the Republican Debates?

I do not like them,
Mr/Ms DU I am
I do not like
These Republican debates
they act like they love America but
they just spew anti American spam.

Would you watch them
Here or there?

I would not watch them here or there.
I would not watch them anywhere.
I do not like anti American Republican Spam.
I do not like them,
Mr/Ms DU I am

Would you watch them
in your house?
Would you watch them
with your spouse?

I do not like them
in my house.
I do not like them
with my spouse.
I do not like them
here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like anti American Republican Spam.
I do not like them, Mr/Ms DU I am.


Would you watch them
in a box?
Would you watch them
on fox?

Not in a box.
Not if they are shown on fox.
Not in my house.
Not with my spouse.
I will not watch them here or there.
I will not watch them anywhere.
I will not watch any anti American Republican Spam.
I will not watch them Mr/Ms DU I am.

I would not, could not, watch them because I have a brain.
You see W bush was the one who wrecked America's train,
But these republicans pretend to ... of that fact ... not to see
Because they blame the problems they made on Obama when they are on T.V.
Not in my house. Not on my cable box.
Not with my spouse. Especially when they are shown on Fox.
I will not watch them here or there.
I will not watch them anywhere!





Thanx Ted you were and will always be "the man."

[CakeGrrl]

1. The liveblogs are a massively better alternative

I'll be checking Wonkette later on.

:D

[rosesaylavee]

2. Very nice!

:thumbsup:

And no, I will not watch them
"Not in my house.
Not with my spouse."

[treestar]

3. That's very good!

:rofl:

[livetohike]

4. Excellent!

:toast:

[Tarheel_Dem]

5. I could not agree more!

:rofl:



:hi:

[Botany]

7. the debate in 10 seconds

tax cuts, reduce the size of government, protect the unborn, faith, one man and one women,
"I will grow the economy and create good jobs," the job creators, a bill to our children and grandchildren,
the unemployment rate, America can do better, our brave troops, and when the Pilgrims landed in New Hampshire
they were met by Paul Revere who was ring them bells and shooting them guns to warn them about gay marriage.

[Tarheel_Dem]

9. Why are they wasting two hours of the nation's time? You've issued the condensed version,

and I think it should be spread far & wide. :rofl: Another reason I won't watch is because tonight is nothing more than a pageant, and we already know who the winner is. Thank goodness for TCM. :hi:

[Rambis]

6. Is the rude pundit stocked with liquor?

:toast:

[murielm99]

8. I will not watch them in my house.

I will not watch them with my spouse.

I will not watch them in the gym.
That spew won't help me to stay trim.