can i claim credit for this breaking news?

[slingsam]

or FAUX News

I heard that Rudy Giuliani was going to declare his candidacy for Presidency of the United States of America.....on 9/11/11!
(Glory, Glory Hallelujah, playing in the background)

[TheDebbieDee]

1. Bite your tongue. Rudy 911iani would never do something that crass!

[slingsam]

2. I want Rudy....to bite my ass!

I just had to be crass!

[TheCowsCameHome]

4. With teeth like his, that could be a death wish........

[slingsam]

6. I concur....those are bad ass chompers!

[TheCowsCameHome]

3. Ru911dy wou911ld nev911er st911oop so lo911w.

What aree you thinking?

[Pab Sungenis]

5. If Ru911dy gets into the race it's all over

for Jon Huntsman. He'll have to cede last place to the newcomer.

The Republicans don't want Ru911dy, they want the myth. Once they see what he's really like they run away from him.

[Lord Helmet]

7. sure if you want credit

:vomit:

[slingsam]

9. honestly? I did too!

[southernyankeebelle]

8. It would be like him to do something like that.

[tblue]

10. "A Noun, A Verb, and 9/11" is gonna run for POTUS?

Ewww....

[krispos42]

11. F911