Investigator:Cain was NOT lying in Press Conference

[bigdarryl]

Is this bullshit software or credible http://www.cbsatlanta.com/story/16002149/investigator-herman-cain-innocent-of-sexual-advances

[DemocratSinceBirth]

1. Freepers Think To Seem His Findings Are Dispositive

But they still cling to their belief in phrenology.

[wilt the stilt]

2. Lie detectors are meaningless

if you believed you didn't lie then a lie detector will not say you are lying. Just like if someone believes they have been harassed then they will also pass a lie detector. The proof is in the reports and findings.

[jwirr]

3. Cain is an old time dominant male who really believes his is not

guilty because the things he did are not wrong in his mind. When he takes the lie detector test he is not reacting as a liar would. The test gages your nerves - fear of being detected. He is not in the least bit afraid. So he passes. It does not mean he is innocent - it means he thinks he is.

[annabanana]

4. You can bet your sweet ass that if he were asked PARTICULARS, like. . .

"Did you put your hand up her dress?" Or "Did you indicate that you wanted a blow job?".. He would show false if he said "no".

He would show true if he said "Yeah, I did. So What?"

[blogslut]

5. Faux Science from a Cain Donor

The awesomely redeemed LGF http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/39419_Official_CainTruth.com_Website_Attacks_Herman_Cains_Accusers">has the skinny on "Jerry Ward":

...CainTruth.com is apparently dedicated to attacking and smearing the women accusing him of sexual harassment, and the lead article today is: Investigator: Herman Cain innocent of sexual advances.

Whoa — an “investigator” has cleared Cain of the charges? That sounds like big news!

Except that, of course, it’s not. The article linked at CainTruth.com is about a crack private investigator named “TJ Ward” who determined that Cain was innocent with the use of a magic software program that can tell when people are lying … through the TV set!

~snip~

From a commenter at the CBS Atlanta website linked above: apparently “TJ Ward” is actually Jerry Ward, based in Alpharetta, GA, and he’s a donor to the Herman Cain campaign...

As well, teh evil Wikipedia has a rather scathing entry on the company that created this magical LVA software: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nemesysco

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

6. TV sets can do amazing things

Pastor Benny Hinn heals hemorrhoids, constipation, and butt cysts by asking his viewers to press their asses against the TV. Some conservatives have spent half their lives with their butts glued to the set. It's miraculous.