What is the Half-Life of Newtonium?

[ThoughtCriminal]

Half-Life in this case is defined by how long it takes half the Republican Party to remember why they dumped this loser.

Answer: About four years.

[tledford]

1. 42. eom

[ChairmanAgnostic]

3. Don't Panic!

[ThoughtCriminal]

4. When they switch front-runners every 2-weeks

Pretty safe to say they forgot their towels.

[ElboRuum]

7. Belgium! They're so unhoopy!

Certainly not a bunch of froods who really know where their towels are. Maybe they'll read us some of their poetry next.

[Proud Liberal Dem]

2. How long between his wives???

:shrug:

[ChairmanAgnostic]

5. That's a rather personal question. Length has nothing to do with . . .

Oh.


Never mind.

[Brother Buzz]

6. About as long as Newt's Tiffany's Tab

[backscatter712]

8. I give him about 3 weeks before he craters... n/t

[ChairmanAgnostic]

9. Newt's best bet:

Be as definitive, yet as vague as possible. By using long words, the core will think he is brilliant, without having a clue of what he means. That will be good enough for a couple of weeks.

[No Joe]

10. The core doesn't have a clue regardless

The very definition of "sheeple." :hi: