Herman Cain Heading To Versailles (Cafe in Miami) This Week To Pretend He Cares About Cuban Issues

[flamingdem]

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2011/11/herman_cain_heading_to_versail.php

excerpt from the Quick Guide to Cuba for the Cain Campaign:

As a service from Riptide, here's a quick guide for the Cain campaign to study before the "gotcha questions" start flowing:

Fidel Castro: No es bueno! He's the really, really old one with the beard. Not technically in charge anymore, but, if you're asked, just whisper: el debe morir ...

Raul Castro: Not as bad as the bearded one, but still: No good! You definitely do not like him.

Starlin Castro: Chicago Cubs' hot young shortstop prospect. Speedy, with a little bit of power -- but a little unfocused out there in the field.

Hugo Chavez: The head of a whole different foreign country, called Venezuela. Note: Not technically part of Cuba. But you also don't like Chavez. Very, very bad man!

Elian Gonzalez: Elian doesn't run any countries except City of Miami elections by proxy. Just repeat after us if he comes up: Janet Reno es un coño!

Che Guevara: He's the guy with the hipster beard on the shirts all the dirty hippies are wearing at Occupy protests. Yeah -- he hates Wall Street. Have at 'em, Cain!

[GodlessBiker]

1. ...and French issues.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

2. Ricky Ricardo: He's the guy who couldn't keep Lucy, Fred, and Ethel

from getting involved in the act.

[flamingdem]

3. Ricky Ricardo was an intimate of Fidel Castro, a mole for the revolution

Let's get Cain more confused