...is too dangerous to a supposed unity we never really had.
William Bandy: I'm Bandy.
Plainview: Uh, yes. Yes. Uh, William Bandy. I'd like to lease your land.
William Bandy: I had asked for you to come and talk to be me before. When you were leasing land.
Plainview: That's right, yes. My boy's been very sick.
William Bandy: This was before your boy got sick. Now I know that you would like to build a pipeline through my property. Is that right, what I've heard?
Plainview: That's absolutely right. It's an eight-inch pipe. It can buried with your consent. I guarantee you absolutely no disruption...
William Bandy: God. God has told me what you must do.
Plainview: And what is that?
William Bandy: You should be washed in the blood of Jesus Christ.
Plainview: Oh, but I am. I have been washed, Mr. Bandy, I have been.
William Bandy: It's your only way to salvation, and your only way for what you want. You can take it at the Church of the Third Revelation.
Plainview: I'll pay you three thousand dollars.
William Bandy: I'd like you to be part of our church.
Plainview: I'll pay you five thousand dollars.
William Bandy: Be baptized, be forgiven for the sin that you've done.
Plainview: What sin are you referring to Mr. Bandy? My sin of drilling?
- There Will Be Blood
I swear that if we ever have another name-changing amnesty I'm switching to Daniel Plainview.