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Major Hogwash Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-11 01:00 PM
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This Just In -- Herman Cain to Drop Out of Human Race!!
Admitting that he is less than human, and actually just a slug, Herman Cain announced this morning that he will crawl back under the slimy rocks that he crawled out from under 6 months ago.
Saying that he will focus his attention in the future on learning how to get along with others without groping before emerging again from under the slimy GOP rock pile!!!

Wow!
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Whisp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-11 01:47 PM
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1. :) k&r
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Thumper79 Donating Member (84 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-11 01:48 PM
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2. Ha ha, that's a good one
:fistbump:
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Chipper Chat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-11 03:03 PM
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3. Wanna bet he WILL be on Dancing With the Stars next year?
Maybe he can get Ann Coulter as his partner.
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Major Hogwash Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-11 04:31 AM
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4. Cain hasn't talked to his wife "face to face" since this story came out??
Just over the phone?

You Have Got To Be Kidding Me!!

Cue Chris Berman --

He. Could. Go. All. The. Way.
Not.
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-11 05:48 AM
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5. Give him a million years or so
He'll evolve.
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whistler162 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-11 06:18 AM
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6. That presupposes a condition that is questionable!
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-01-11 07:27 AM
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7. Herm The Sperm.....as it turns out...is a WORM
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