Newt Gingrich: "I’ve Screwed All the Women I Want – All That’s Left is America"

[Better Believe It]

Gingrich: ‘I’ve Screwed All the Women I Want – All That’s Left is America’
DAVENPORT, IOWA
December 1, 2011

GOP presidential frontrunner Newt Gingrich today vowed that his days of infidelity were behind him, telling an audience in Iowa, “I’ve screwed all the women I want – all that’s left is America.”

Mr. Gingrich added that as President, “I will be one hundred percent faithful to the United States of America, unless of course it gets cancer or something.”

He also scoffed at rival Mitt Romney’s attempts to portray himself as a happily married family man: “The only reason Mitt Romney hasn’t had any sex scandals is he keeps changing positions.”

http://www.borowitzreport.com/

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

1. If only he were that honest. nt

[great white snark]

2. Unrec for tainted message. Your attempt at equitableness fools no one.

:thumbsdown:

[Better Believe It]

3. So do you think it's unfair to Newt, do you lack a sense of humor or do you just love to whine?

WAAAAAAAA.....

:cry:

[CakeGrrl]

4. Expect to see some POTUS-bashing soon to balance out this

surprise dig at the GOP (for a change).

[Fuddnik]

6. Preemptive whine?

[CakeGrrl]

11. No, merely a safe prediction.

I read around the boards, not just in GD: P.

:hi:

[Better Believe It]

8. Are you the official DU post monitor? Who appointed you to that lofty position?

I have probably posted more comments and articles critical of the Republicans than you have.

But, since I don't monitor your posts I might be wrong.

Also I'm not an apologist for nor defender of Democratic politicians who collaborate with right-wing Republicans.

How about yourself?

[Logical]

10. Wow, overreact much?

[ZombieHorde]

9. Can you explain your reply? nt

[blkmusclmachine]

5. It would be funny, if it weren't so true.

[russspeakeasy]

7. Damn, that's funny !