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babylonsister Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-11 06:30 PM
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"What I Learned from Herman Cain"
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What I Learned from Herman Cain

by BooMan
Sat Dec 3rd, 2011 at 04:37:21 PM EST


Some things I learned from Herman Cain's brief presidential campaign:

1. Sim City had a 9-9-9 economic plan
2. They made Pokemon movies (with theme songs)
3. The capital of Ubeki Beki Beki Beki Stan Stan is Shamalamadingdong-abad
4. You don't have to know where Libya is or where the Taliban live in order to win over the Republican base.
5. It's okay to make aggressive unwanted advances on your co-workers and people seeking your help, but it's not okay to actually sleep with them if you are married.
6. If you're black and you need a job, just call yourself a Republican and go around telling other black people that they're brainwashed and lazy. The Republican base will swoon and the money will flow.
7. Godfather's Pizza compares unfavorably with cardboard dipped in garbage.
8. Rick Santorum can't even compete with a two-bit grifter in a cowboy hat.

What did you learn?
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NRaleighLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-11 06:35 PM
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1. ...just another data point that all GOP pres candidates are batshit crazy! n/t
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JoePhilly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-11 06:40 PM
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2. He's a "leader, not a reader" ,,, which is a line from the Simpsons.
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rgbecker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-11 06:44 PM
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3. Cain isn't Able.
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grantcart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-11 06:55 PM
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4. "ChristianMingle.com" is a lot kinkier than I thought.
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Tx4obama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-11 07:03 PM
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5. Another name for the GOP primary race is: A Book Tour n/t
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aint_no_life_nowhere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-11 07:05 PM
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6. He's a "brother from another mother", directly quoted from "Rush Hour 3" with Jackie Chan and Chris
Rock. And then there was the hilarious non-position position on abortion where he said he was pro life and that it was up to the woman.
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zeemike Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-04-11 07:13 PM
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7. I learned that liberals lynch with a hi teck
And I am not sure just what that is...
I learned what "Do you want the job or not" means...suck my weenie...
I learned that running the government like a pizza place is somehow disarable...
And I think I learned that 999 is just 666 upside down...
And if I think about it there may be more.
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provis99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-11 12:22 AM
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8. I learned Cubans don't speak Spanish, they speak Cuban.
Edited on Mon Dec-05-11 12:25 AM by provis99
I also learned that eating vegetables on your pizza is only for sissies.
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aletier_v Donating Member (262 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-11 04:12 AM
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9. I learned to pay my mistresses more than minimum wage
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beac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-11 06:17 PM
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10. I learned that cigarette smoking+creepy smile = advertising gold! n/t
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