Republicans agree to destroy America in exchange for easier travel arrangements

[Kurt_and_Hunter]

One possible headline for the news that the final Senate vote will be moved up--a move pugs had previously rejected--because middle-America is facing a big ice-storm.

"This bill will make America a communist country, kill grandma and destroy all future generations of mankind! But who wants to risk missing a connecting flight over such a thing?"

[whistler162]

1. ???????????????????????????

[MissMarple]

2. I think he means it's an "oh, never mind" from the GOP.

Making money and campaigning trump "saving" the country from "certain doom".

[LiberalAndProud]

3. Dedication and commitment -- unless the tickets are not refundable.

[Aramchek]

4. fools and their ignorance are not soon parted

in their bizarro world, giving millions of Americans access to Health Insurance is equivalent to destroying the Country.

Pathetic.

[FSogol]

5. I think you are missing the obvious sarcasm. n/t

[Aramchek]

6. ok, post adjusted to give benefit of doubt

[rasputin1952]

7. Meh...Just the next step in the "Reagan Revolution"...

:D

The "popularity" of the GOP Senators is now two points below that of gonorrhea.

[Ozymanithrax]

8. I think they are having an indentity crises.

This is the same party that tried to filibuster a defense spending bill after running for decades on Democrats Defunding Vietnam and accusing Democrats of taking money away from soldiers in the field during war time.