This is what my husband's niece (Extreme RW Christian)

[cheri010353]

posted on facebook

"Just when we thought we were getting rid of this president."

I don't know whether to respond, ignore it or drop her from my friend list.

[Capitalocracy]

1. Just laugh.

At their fail.

[gauguin57]

2. Get her some help.

That's the only hope for her.

[arcane1]

3. I choose "ignore it"

[Paradoxical]

4. "You are a douchebag- With love, Paradoxical"

[davepc]

5. Well you know, that birth cirtificate release did help him in the polls!

[TransitJohn]

6. Just ask her why she hates America.

Or "Why do you want the terrorists to win?" Any of the canards from 6 or 7 years ago should do.

[Pryderi]

10. +1

[ZombieHorde]

7. Bwahahahahaha! Republicans don't know how to spin this. nt

[Renew Deal]

8. write "we got rid of Bin Laden instead. I know you're upset."

[calimary]

14. Touche!

That's a keeper! I'm gonna remember that one in case some troll posts on my Facebook page.

:yourock:

[jillan]

9. Respond with this -

[FrenchieCat]

11. Post this on her wall!

[ebayfool]

13. Ooooo! I'm stealin' that! Add it to the Facebook walls that I've been ...

pepperin all night!

[SmileyRose]

23. OK that was funny.

reminds me of that squirrel pic...........

[renate]

24. this is one of the very few times that I have said "LOL" literally

Oh my gosh that is so funny and so perfect... the cheeky way he's poking into the picture, the grin on his face... it's too awesome!

:rofl: for reals!

[LiberalAndProud]

12. Family? Let it go.

[Warren DeMontague]

15. A simple "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" should do.

Maybe, throw in, "This also closes the door on teaching creationism in High Schools and de-funding Planned Parenthood. So sorry!"

[ornotna]

16. Get rid of him???

We have the coolest prez. Don't be a hater.

[xfundy]

17. Ask her...

Why her "god," by definition, a god, is saddled with human emotions of jealousy, hate, temper tantrums, etc.,, and why, if he is omnipotent and knows everything that's gonna happen before it happens, why does he let it happen anyway?

And ask if she remembers that the buybull sez all leaders are chosen by god and must be honored.

Then ask her why she is a talking ass.

[ccinamon]

18. +1 n/t

[SoCalDem]

19. unfriend her? de-friend her? whatever they do on facebook

or offer her one of these:

http://sigmundcarlandalfred.wordpress.com/2006/10/05/the-sca-library-of-insults/

These are a few of our favorite slurs. As regular readers of SC&A, we believe you are now ready to use these insults on your own, without supervision. More importantly, we believe you can utilize this wisdom without hurting yourselves, putting someone’s eye out or neglecting the starving children in China.

Don’t you know that you’re depriving a village somewhere of an idiot?

The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.

I don’t know what your problem is, but I bet it’s hard to pronounce.

Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don’t give a damn.

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

What am I? Flypaper for freaks?

I’m not being rude. You’re just insignificant.

I wish I could buy you for what you’re worth and sell you for what you think you’re worth.

I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

Thank you. We are all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had of you.

It’s a thankless job, but you’ve got a lot of karma to burn.

You sound reasonable ~ time to up my medication.

I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try to be smarter.

I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

It might look like I’m doing nothing, but at the cellular level I’m really quite busy.

You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

A sharp tongue does not mean that you have a sharp mind.

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?

Brains aren’t everything, in fact in your case they’re nothing.

Don’t let your mind wander – it’s far too little to be let out on its own.

He always finds himself lost in thought -it’s an unfamiliar territory.

He doesn’t know the meaning of the word ‘fear’… but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.

I don’t know what makes you so dumb, but it really works!

I don’t think you are a fool. But what’s my opinion compared to that of thousands of others?

I know you are nobody’s fool, but maybe somebody will adopt you.

I would have liked to insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn’t understand me.

If what you don’t know can’t hurt you, you’re practically invulnerable.

If you were twice as smart as you are now, you’d still be absolutely stupid.

I’m glad to see you’re not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.

She has reached rock bottom and shows signs of starting to dig.

Sit down, give your mind a rest – it obviously needs it.

What you are lacking in intelligence, you more than makes up for in stupidity.

Whom am I calling ‘stupid’? Good question. I don’t know. What is your name?

This post was first published on October 22, 2005. We are republishing at this time because clearly, you were unable to digest this wit and wisdom at a single sitting.

[Raksha]

22. Oh...this one is really a keeper:

"I wish I could buy you for what you’re worth and sell you for what you think you’re worth."

I can get a LOT of mileage out of that one!!!

[Liquorice]

20. Kind of OT, but your husband's niece is your niece too, unless I'm missing something. nt

[Duppers]

21. omg, you communicate with such a person?

it's NOT funny.