Hey, wads of fuck new majority....

[Aviation Pro]

...by my fucking watch you've been in power for 12 fucking hours.

HOW COME YOU HAVEN'T FIXED THE ECONOMY YET, SHITSTAINS? WHERE ARE THE FUCKING JOBS, ASSWIPES? WHAT'S THE FUCKING PROBLEM, ASSHOLES, TAKING THE FUCKING DAY OFF?

GET BACK TO WORK, YOU LAZY, USELESS SACKS OF SHIT.

[HysteryDiagnosis]

1. They are the party of accountability, small minds, small govt, small

ideas and even smaller solutions for the problems they have created.

[Aviation Pro]

2. Small correction...

...they are the party of no fucking accountability.

[Turbineguy]

17. Small government

expect shorter work hours for the repubs.

[Vickers]

3. RANT OF THE YEAR!!!1!!!1!!

(so far...)







:P

[toddaa]

4. Rec'd for "wads of fuck"

GOP = Wads of Fuck

WOF

[Lugnut]

7. I'll second that. n/t

[w8liftinglady]

15. lol..or " Wads O' Fuck" n/t

[Hotler]

5. Bravo! Bravo! nt.

[HughBeaumont]

6. I think they're all at BOHner's 12 PM Tee Time at the Wynn.

Priorities, people. Now watch this drive . . .

[Angry Dragon]

9. Country Club memberships for everyone

perhaps this is the "Country" they are talking about taking back
They want their "Country" Clubs back

[tridim]

8. I'd say Boner is still sobering up, but I know that's not true.

He's never sober.

[monmouth]

11. Nah, drunks like him consider New Years Eve "amateur night.''..n/t

[lunatica]

10. Your creative sprinkling of fuck, assholes, asswipes and shitstain is like a string of pearls

I like it!

[AC_Mem]

12. I'm laughing out loud

Outstanding use and direction of poetic profanity!

LOLOLOLOL

HNY
Annette

[rhett o rick]

27. hey, you cant say "string of pearls".

:sarcasm:

:toast:

[Hugabear]

13. Don't you fucking get it. They still need their missing ingredient - PALIN

Yes, Sarah Palin is the final ingredient that will allow the Repukes to Fix Everything That Is Wrong With The Universe.

Yep, you just wait. They'll use the excuse that they can't get anything accomplished because of that "damned socialist (insert racial epithet)" president, that we need a Strong White Female Christian President to set everything right.

[Aviation Pro]

14. Larger correction....

...a weak, quitting, snowbilly, dumbfuck with a dubious grasp of reality and compromised fucking morals that we can turn into our own Eva Fucking Peron.

Fucking Republicants, the street walkers of the corporate elite.

[rhett o rick]

28. Please dont hold back on our account. Tell us what you really think. nm

:toast:

[XanaDUer]

16. K'd and R'd

I expect a new, great-paying job, with bennies, Monday at the latest.

[dhill926]

18. succint.......

[toddaa]

19. k for best rant of 2011

:kick:

[SpiralHawk]

20. Why are republicons taking so long? What's wrong with them?

Ptoooey...

[Initech]

21. The teabaggers talk a lot of shit, but they're not gonna do anything.

What did we learn from this experiment, kids? Republicans are the ultimate sore fucking losers. That's all.

[rhett o rick]

37. They will get in line or Karl will smear them to their political death. I think he has something on

Palin.

[butterfly77]

22. Kick,kick,kick &recommended!

[newtothegame]

23. This is what this site has become? What's the average age on DU now?

This thing seriously has dozens of reccs? :shrug:

[saras]

24. Google sez...

Google sez
Democratic Underground
Providing political satire and commentary for Democrats
                       ^^^^

[HughBeaumont]

29. * points and laughs *

SO glad you put me on ignore.

[ClayZ]

25. Wooot! Great first rant of 1/1/11 K and R

[tomm2thumbs]

26. Kick - gonna hit the top threads with this one eh?

hope so

[LawnKorn]

30. K&R

[theaocp]

31. K&R for allowing Debra Morgan to comment

I'll reserve the right to call Rick Snyder a useless fuckpuddle and ask him the same questions for my beloved state of Michigan. Fucking assclowns.

[PavePusher]

32. Dude, decaf.... n/t

[Hawkowl]

33. Rec'd

Recommended for the appropriate use of profanity.

[lonestarnot]

34. Hey is it already Jan 5?

Love your rant though. :applause: K & R!

[EC]

35. Here in WI they're all excited because now they can

push through concealed carry, the death penelty and voter ID's...such job creation there...I'll admit I never saw those things as job creators - but hey...maybe I'm wrong? :sarcasm:

[bongbong]

36. Too busy

They're too busy figuring out ways to direct public funds into the pockets of their billionaire bosses.

[walldude]

38. FUCKING K&R!