May 1, 2003 - President George W Bush....

Richardo

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Mon May-02-11 03:01 PM
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May 1, 2003 - President George W Bush....

Edited on Mon May-02-11 03:05 PM by Richardo

...history's first time-traveler, returns from exactly 8 years in the future with GREAT news!!

As he exits the time machine, his overwhelming excitement about the news is plainly apparent...

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Drale

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Mon May-02-11 03:05 PM
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1. Thats probably the reason

Obama called the press conference at 10:30 at night. He wanted to make sure the announcement came on May 1st.

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Rocknrule

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Mon May-02-11 03:07 PM
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2. Obama may have killed Bin Laden,

but can he fill out a flight suit codpiece like Bush can? I think it's obvious to all REAL Americans(TM) who the big strong manly terrorist killer extrordanare is here.

(extreme :sarcasm: and my apologies for the mental images, I just thought I'd beat Fux News to the punch)

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Blue Owl

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Mon May-02-11 03:08 PM
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3. That codpiece is just puffed up from some trapped flatulence

n/t

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