I've been vacationing in Abbottabad and didn't have internet access.

[rucky]

What'd I miss?

[Justitia]

1. LOL ; )

[tekisui]

2. A military interpretation of Old Man in the Sea.

[Liberal_in_LA]

3. royal wedding, tornado, Nic Cage was arrested. so other stuff

[Poll_Blind]

4. Well, to begin with, the black smoke coming from the biggest house in town isn't...

...them burning their trash again!

:rofl:

PB

[DainBramaged]

9. There goes my tea again......thanks for the laugh

[renegade000]

5. You wouldn't have happened to have stayed at

a special retreat with no phone or internet would you? Hear those are pretty popular in the area. :P

[DRoseDARs]

6. Publishers Clearing House Prize Patrol. They knocked, no one answered, Navy SEALS attacked anyway.

They hit the jackpot.

[roamer65]

7. Candygram...

[TheCowsCameHome]

8. A mansion was MLS'd today - the owner had to leave town suddenly

Call your realtor in the morning.

[jberryhill]

10. The question is what missed you /nt

[Justitia]

15. ha!

[brooklynite]

11. Two for one greens fees at the Golf Course...

...but you both have to tip the caddies...

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[DainBramaged]

13. Trump got his hair pulled....

[Nevernose]

14. Apparently there's a new penalty

...if you don't pay your phone and cable bills on time.

[rucky]

16. and all I got was this lousy t-shirt. n/t

[IDemo]

17. Is there an Abbottagood nearby?