Tired of the Bin Laden Blitz...well check this story out!

[Hubert Flottz]

Man high on bath salts kills neighbor's goat, police say

By Gary A. Harki

CHARLESTON, W.Va. -- Police say an Alum Creek man high on bath salts killed his neighbor's pygmy goat and that neighbors found him in his bedroom, dressed in a bra and panties, next to the dead animal, said Lt. Bryan Stover of the Kanawha County Sheriff's Department.

Mark Thompson, 19, of Greenview Road, is charged with animal cruelty after police got a call from a woman who said he stole her goat at about 3:15 a.m. Monday, Stover said.

http://www.wvgazette.com/News/201105020871

Teabagger Gone Wild?

[NYC_SKP]

1. WTF? Who Would Want to Dress a GOAT in a Bra and Panties???

I just can't even picture that!

:wow:

[Kurovski]

2. OMG

Stop making my head hurt!! STOP!!!!! Stop making me SEE these things in my brain!!!!

Help me JESUS!

[Hubert Flottz]

3. OMG was the reaction I had too!

Then came LOL!

[Kurovski]

4. HOLD ME! HELP ME!!!

[Lasher]

5. Well he really got her goat.

I told you I can't help myself.

[Hubert Flottz]

6. Freaked out on that neocon classic "My Pet Goat" no doubt.

And false drugs.

[Kurovski]

7. Oh Lasher, I'm glad you can't.

:D

[Lasher]

9. Watch out for Hubert, he's the one who is really sick.

I'm the normal one. Abby Normal.

[Hubert Flottz]

8. "Is our children learning?"

I think this goat killer has been reading Scooter Libby's book instead of his Bible.

Scooter’s Sex Shocker

http://www.newyorker.com/archive/2005/11/07/051107ta_talk_collins

[Lasher]

10. When it says pervert pervert pervert on the label label label.

“God, they’re an odd bunch, these Republicans.”

[Hubert Flottz]

11. Bondage bars, dirty adult diapers, airport crappers and now goat pens...

The GOPer's "family values" are lower than their approval ratings.

Not even the uber-ugly pullets and shoats are safe anymore in red state USA.

[Gabi Hayes]

13. saw that on Balloon Juice the other day. ever been there?

pretty good site:

http://www.balloon-juice.com/

[Lasher]

14. I checked Balloon Juice out. Thumbs up and two snaps!

Looks like they know how to make a point without taking themselves too seriously. I like that.

Edit: I can't believe I just recced a thread about a guy wearing a bra and panties, found lying next to a stolen dead goat.

[Gabi Hayes]

16. you might get a 'kick' out of this

http://www.pamshouseblend.com/diary/10711/ga-mulefcking-secessionist-neal-horsley-is-running-for-governor

I googled 'republican+bestiality'

[Broderick]

12. It doesn't get much stranger than this

Poor goat.

[timesup]

15. No one said, it's WV, this aint newsworthy.

You can get high on bath salts?
Kids these days...

[blueamy66]

23. I posted this on FB

and a juvenile attorney friend of mine explained it.

"Bath salts are not Calgon. They are a new pharmaceutical sort of cocaine or methamphetamine - and they are called "bath salts" so they can be sold "legally" at your home town naturopathic store. They are responsible for a lot of deaths ... and not just of goats. People will do anything for a high. Crazy."

[RagAss]

17. Jesus...this actually beats Florida this week.

[Danascot]

18. Erowid on bath salts

FYI

http://www.erowid.org/chemicals/mdpv/

[Hubert Flottz]

22. OMG!!!1!!1!!!!!!!!!!!111!

Maybe this young repub mixed bath salts with Viagra and came up with a spedball?

[Armstead]

19. Sounds like that Woody Allen with Gene Wilder

....Where he falls in love with a sheep

[Octafish]

20. Daisy!

She ruined his marriage, his career and his self-respect.



The guy fell right into the gutter, drinking straight from the bottle o' Woolite.

[Kurovski]

21. LOL

They make a very handsome couple. Didn't some repub on the floor of the House warn us this would happen?

Or were they giving a "how-to" power point?