David Letterman's Top Ten Final Words Of Osama bin Laden

[LynneSin]

http://www.cbs.com/late_night/late_show/top_ten/

Top Ten Final Words Of Osama bin Laden


10."My horoscope says 'Big surprises are in store'"
9."See, this is why I normally don't answer the door"
8."The one time I give my bodyguards a day off to go to the zoo..."
7."What on earth could be interrupting 'Celebrity Apprentice'?"
6."I hear Brian Williams is on Dave to discuss my imminent demise"
5."At least I'll be reunited with my dear departed friend Jack LaLanne"
4."I'm not sure I want to live in a world where 'Fast Five' is the #1 movie"
3."Any man with multiple wives welcomes death. Am I right, fellas?"
2."I need a house full of Navy SEALs like I need a hole in the head"
1."Oh, crap!"

[Scurrilous]

1. 7. "What on earth could be interrupting 'Celebrity Apprentice'?"

:rofl:

[DevonRex]

2. #2 and #7 really did make me lol.

Thanks for the laughs!

[jillan]

3. #2 made me lol. They were all good.

[DevonRex]

4. I'm still chuckling over that one. :)

[lpbk2713]

5. Oh crap indeed.

That is the point at which his whole world turned to shit.


WTG Dave.


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