White Nation Will Never Resume Rightful Place Until One Of Us Learns How To Make Decent Website

[Paradoxical]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/the-white-nation-will-never-resume-its-rightful-pl,20303/

The White Nation Will Never Resume Its Rightful Place Until One Of Us Learns How To Make A Decent Website
BY ROCKY J. SUHAYDA

"My Aryan brethren, White America is under siege. Every day, millions of Mexicans are using our schools and hospitals tax-free; blacks are receiving affirmative-action jobs and scholarships that are rightly ours; and by 2025, our great race will be a minority in this country. To reclaim our national birthright, we must join together, take up the glorious mantle of our proud European forebears, and finally figure out how to build a website that isn't a total fucking joke.

How can we expect to uphold our noble heritage in this racially polluted society when everything we put online looks like it was made by a fifth-grader?

Imagine you're a young Aryan-American barely eking out a living, and suddenly you lose your job because someone with darker skin was willing to do the same thing for less money. You're angry. Rightfully so. You want to fight for what's yours. So you visit the American Nazi Party website to educate yourself about the Great Cause of White Separatism, and what do you see? Streaming updates on our local rallies? Inspiring footage of Hitler addressing the Reichstag? Nope. Eight rotating animated skulls and a pathetic MIDI rendition of "Flight of the Valkyries" that loops until you want to blow your brains out.

Doesn't exactly make you want to rise up and rid the earth of the impure, does it?"



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LOL Who does this article remind you of?

[blondeatlast]

1. Glenn Beck--and that is some seriously funny stuff there.

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[arcane1]

2. The end of the last paragraph killed me :)

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