Where will you be on May 22 ?????

[DainBramaged]

Poll question: Where will you be on May 22 ?????

Originally I thought 2012 was the end of the world, but the Fundies say it's over



What say you?

[Ilsa]

1. Forgetting my wedding anniversary, probably. nt

[LongTomH]

2. Here............laughing my ass off!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[liberalmuse]

3. I'm going to be....

selling rapture insurance to all those who were duped yet again. Actually, I'll be walking a 5k. The streets should be pretty clear if all goes well.

[joeybee12]

4. I will be using my neighbor's pool...they are saved, I'm a sinner...nt

[wysimdnwyg]

5. On a plane

I'm going to California next weekend for my oldest niece's high school graduation. I'm trying to figure out if my sister will he more upset at the prospect of her first child leaving home soon or at the thought that she's old enough to have a child graduate.

[liberal N proud]

6. Collecting my inflatable dolls

The ones I will be using to spoof the rapture

[hlthe2b]

7. I think I will rewatch the episode of Six Feet Under....

that starts with a truck loaded with inflatable sex dolls that slams to a breaking stop, releasing dolls that float to the "heavens".... All this witnessed by a fundy Xian woman who proceeds to run out in the traffic in ecstasy-- becoming the "rapture death" that starts Season 4, episode 41, "In Case of Rapture". OOOPs.....

Dorothy Sheedy
1954 - 2003


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LXuNpF6NVg


A Six Feet Under classic....;)

[CrispyQ]

9. ...

:applause:

[rationalcalgarian]

13. Wow!

Thanks for posting that! :rofl: :rofl:

[FSogol]

8. Rising up to heaven without my clothes or maybe just having some Guinness and watching the ball game

:beer:

[edbermac]

10. Wherever this guy is.

[madrchsod]

11. i`ll be here around 12:01 in the morning till late into the night.

[hlthe2b]

20. So, which time zone is the Rapture on, anyway?

So, then should I check in with my friend in Majuro, Republic of Marshall Islands since they are across the dateline? ;) (and presumably if I get no answer from anyone, I'll know?)

[piratefish08]

12. i will be moving into a beautiful Rapture Instant Foreclosure for $0.

[Turbineguy]

14. Bizarro world.

My kinda place.

[dana_b]

15. the park with my family and if it really does occur,

I'll go around looking for the pets who were left behind. ;)

[DainBramaged]

16. As will I........some of us need to take care of the affairs of the frst wave....Ferraris too

:rofl:

[hlthe2b]

18. Someone should cross list Fundie Rapurists with their cars/pets

Personally, I'd like an Audi A4....;)

[DainBramaged]

19. Maybe we should go to California for the best picks??

:hi:

[hlthe2b]

21. Are there any "pure" and "holy" types in Califoria? LOL

[dana_b]

22. Hey! You better make that a Corvette or a

Mustang. :evilgrin:

[DainBramaged]

24. Uh, I'd maybe look at them but I'd zero in on a 458

[Horse with no Name]

17. Fumigating Fundie churches and putting garlic around the edges

so that they don't come back...

[Codeine]

23. At the pornography store.

Buying pornography.

[LatteLibertine]

25. Playing The Witcher 2 :D

[underpants]

26. If I go to church is that a bad thing?

my church is a long run