Does anyone know what time the rapture is this Saturday?

[Randypiper]

I want to plan the day.

[PeaceNikki]

1. 6:00 pm local time.

Plan accordingly.

[spanone]

45. what time zone?

[PeaceNikki]

47. Every time zone. Rolling earthquakes that will hit us all around happy hour.

[spanone]

51. so, can i drive ahead of them?

[PeaceNikki]

54. I would fly.

But make sure you spring for WiFi. The revolution may not be televised but the Rapture will be Tweeted.

[Brother Buzz]

55. Drop into the curl and ride it.

[MinneapolisMatt]

2. BWAHAHAHA!

Post of the year!

[ThomWV]

3. I'm a morning rapture sort of guy myself, but lots of people like to do their rapturing at night.

with or without lights I suppose.

[Owl]

4. I thought it was 6pm PST?

[ThomWV]

10. Jesus has no intention of saving anyone on the West Coast - they're all "Liberals"

[Sonoman]

14. Oh, no, they're not...

[AC_Mem]

61. Here's what they believe will happen...

(from the family radio website faq's...)

snip

What will take place on May 21?

On May 21, 2011 two events will occur. These events could not be more opposite in nature, the one more wonderful than can be imagined; the other more horrific than can be imagined.

A great earthquake will occur the Bible describes it as "such as was not since men were upon the earth, so mighty an earthquake, and so great." This earthquake will be so powerful it will throw open all graves. The remains of the all the believers who have ever lived will be instantly transformed into glorified spiritual bodies to be forever with God.

On the other hand the bodies of all unsaved people will be thrown out upon the ground to be shamed.

The inhabitants who survive this terrible earthquake will exist in a world of horror and chaos beyond description. Each day people will die until October 21, 2011 when God will completely destroy this earth and its surviving inhabitants.

snip
*************

People actually believe this crap?

Annette :::shaking head:::

[Sonoman]

64. I'm ready.

Some of this scares me, since I was raised in a Southern Baptist environment. I am afraid I might be pre-saved.

I don't want to go anywhere.

All my life, I have been collecting books, guitars and cars.

I want to stay here and hang around with all of my treasures.

Do you think I should go out on the Plaza and renounce my childhood?

I just want to break even.

Sonoman

[adigal]

67. But where is this written in the Holy Book??? I want to look it up

I don't think I am going to get sucked up into the sky on Saturday. I am going to have to loot with the sinners. :)

[Owl]

19. I saw the billboards up by the Oakland, California airport. Isn't Harold Camping from around there?

[wryter2000]

27. I saw one by the freeway in Emeryville

Please don't tell me that bozo lives in Oaktown.

[Brother Buzz]

56. Family Radio International headquarters on Hegenberger Road

[wryter2000]

74. Ack

By the airport. Not good. :rofl:

[11 Bravo]

32. You clearly have never been to Orange County!

[ThomWV]

42. If its part of California he's bound to Smite it good, real good.

When god goes a smiting he's not going to distinguish between counties. If its in California or any state that touches California I'm sure he will smite it right down - cause Jesus don't care for no lefties.

[qb]

5. I'll be scouring the ground for left-behind cash & car keys!

:rofl:

[stevedeshazer]

37. We'll score some nice Buicks with low mileage.

Then we'll drive around to all those ranch houses and check the mattresses.

I'm looking forward to it!

[onethatcares]

44. I like them buicks

In fact, I've got my eyes on two of them at this time. One is white, that white white with a maroon interior, I think it's a 2005. an older couple owns it and I've asked them to leave the keys on the kitchen counter along with their wallets, pin numbers and pertinent info. The second is a british racing green with a black interior. I believe it might be too hot here in Floriduh for that one, but we'll see. I haven't approached the owners about it yet either. I think they're pagans or something.

[stevedeshazer]

46. Sweet. LeSabre or Century?

Bet they have < 10k miles. And that new car / old guy smell.

[onethatcares]

48. LeSabres

I'll check the milage tomorrow at work. There's another one on the lot 89 Toyota Corolla, in white, 65K on the odometer and owned by an old man. He told me he ain't goin no where on saturday, but we'll see.:evilgrin:

[JBoy]

50. The resale price on motorized scooters is going to tank, too.

[slackmaster]

6. I was wondering about that too. When does Post-Rapture Looting commence?

There are a bunch of things I'd like to pick up.

[KamaAina]

60. That's "finding" to you.

Assuming you're white, of course. :eyes:

[daggahead]

7. High Noon ... n/t

[Jack Sprat]

33. Ben Miller is arriving at the train

station at approximately 11:30AM PDT. Some of his old gang has been seen in town this week. It looks like it's going to be bad....really bad. I was set to get on the stage with Grace Kelly, but something tells me I need to hang around awhile. I know I should go, ...but I just can't.

[yellowcanine]

8. Seems like a good reason for a party. People could go naked to save time undressing if they are

raptured.:evilgrin:

[adigal]

68. Too bad it wasn't last Saturday - Naked Gardening Day -

remember??? Two birds with one stone.

[yellowcanine]

73. I can't get into naked gardening day. That just seems like a bad idea for obvious reasons.

Particularly for men.

[daggahead]

9. So, how will this work?

When the rapture time comes, crossing the International Date Line, will we get news feeds from Asia as the good people of Asia go about their business as usual? Will the rapturists start freaking out if they are not seeing people float away into the sky or vaporizing before the cameras?

[Turbineguy]

11. This one's my fave

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qI1r2XJJWqQ&feature=related

The kid in the red shirt doesn't get it: Dude! Check out the girl with the braids! She's got some horrorshow groodies!

[Sonoman]

12. We're having a party and inviting some pious 'pubs

We'll go past midnight to make sure our timing isn't off. We are having about 150 folks over for a lot of wine, food and music.

Unfortunately, we have quite a few 'pub friends (inescapable in Wine Country) and I want to watch them ascend.

Check out this great article from our local rag.

http://www.sonomanews.com/News-2011/The-end-of-the-world-is-nigh

See you 'round on Sunday, I'll be the guy with the new Bentley, Ferrari, '56 Lincoln, etc...

Sonoman

[ixion]

13. I think there's a Welcome to the Rapture brunch that starts at 10-ish

:+

[arbusto_baboso]

17. That sounds like a time share sales pitch to me.

:hide:

[ixion]

35. lol... that was the tone I was going for

:toast:

[arbusto_baboso]

39. Gawd, have you had to endure those, too?

I do it sometimes just for the freebies. But damn it, I really EARN those freebies!

[ixion]

43. heh heh heh... well, sort of... I lived in Key West for several years.

Key West is a time share seller's mecca. I can really sympathize with what you have to go through. I really don't think I'd have the patience for it. :rofl:

[Walk away]

26. I'm only interested in the Post-Rapture parties.....

...don't bother to BYOB!

[safeinOhio]

31. Damn it, I have to work that night.

[Snoutport]

15. LOL...that just cracked me up...

[JoeyTrib]

16. Phillies are playing at home so any time after 11pm EST is ok.

But the Good Lord will have to pry the Guiness out of my cold dead hands. :)

[Aerows]

18. When it starts happening in Australia and Japan

You'll know to start praying

[virgogal]

20. I just want to get the Sox game in.

[Wait Wut]

49. You mean the Cubs game.

Good luck! :sarcasm:




I'm sooooooooo not getting raptured.

[virgogal]

63. Yep,it's a game that has received a lot of press. I want the Sox to

win,but losing the game to the Cubs won't bother me too much because of the history involved.

Think about it,the Cubs' first time at Fenway since September 11,1918.

No matter who wins,we can then all go out and "rapture".

[dana_b]

70. I like that

because I don't have any plans except for watching that game that day!

Cubbie beat the Red Sox and then the Rapture?! What a Saturday to remember...

[virgogal]

71. :-)

[Wait Wut]

75. I'd love to be there.

I have a lot of east coast friends (both there and here) so the trashtalking is always a good time.

I just hope the rapture thing is after the game. It would truly suck if it happened at the bottom of the ninth in a tie game. "Jesus Christ! Could you just wait a minute?!" would take on a more urgent tone than normal.

[virgogal]

76. Pssssst,can you keep a secret? Jesus is a Sox fan,he'll wait.

[KansDem]

21. I don't know. Ask George; he seems to be on top of it...(dialup alert)

[RagAss]

36. LOL...one of us must have come up with that artwork !

[KansDem]

38. Check this one out!

"Bush, Bush, and Jesus" -- sounds like a law firm! :rofl:

[RagAss]

40. Oh my...Looks like something out of Dante's last circle of Hell !

[Generic Brad]

72. What kind of Christians are those in the picture?

A true Christian, if given the choice of being lifted up to heaven while the rest of us go through an unbearable torture and hardship, or staying back and helping those who are suffering would choose to stay behind every single time. That is what their Jesus would do. The asshats who believe they are candidates to ascend to heaven are deluded, hypocritical fucks who clearly think they are superior to the rest of us. I, for one, will be pretty pleased when an uneventful Saturday passes and they realize how wrong their selfish, mean spirited fantasy was.

[rury]

22. My car insurance is due on the 24th

So I don't have tp pay it since I'll be gone by then.

[Curmudgeoness]

53. Pay it anyways. You won't need your money where you are going.

And it is guaranteed that no one at the insurance company will disappear.

[The Backlash Cometh]

23. It better not be 6 PM EST.

I have someone who is flying into town.

[Vinca]

24. I'm available to pick up art and antiques in the VT/NH area.

Let your rapture buddies know.:rofl:

[EFerrari]

25. If people could just appreciate Happy Hour, they wouldn't need a Rapture.

Less is more. :)

[DainBramaged]

28. They didn't tell you???

:scared:

[craigmatic]

29. I think they said noonish. It's cool with me because I'm not doing anything then anyway.

[RagAss]

41. I'll be Stoned...will Jeebus take me if I'm Stoned???

[craigmatic]

58. Dude I'm pretty sure he'll be stoned too. I know a guy who said he partied with him once at a Dead

concert. Nice guy.

[marmar]

30. Deborah Harry had this to say about it:

Toe to toe
Dancing very close
Barely breathing
Almost comatose
Wall to wall
People hypnotised
And they're stepping lightly
Hang each night in Rapture

Back to back
Sacrailiac
Spineless movement
And a wild attack

Face to face
Sadly solitude
And it's finger popping
Twenty-four hour shopping in Rapture

[LAGC]

34. We've already established this.

It's midnight Greenwich Mean Time. Since the English KJV is the only Authorized Version of God's word...


:rofl:

[JBoy]

52. I hope it doesn't take too many out of the Canucks' lineup.

We've still got games to play!

(Sedin's are from Sweden, so they're probably atheists. That's good. Luongo is Italian, so he's probably Catholic, could be a problem...)

[MineralMan]

57. Never on Saturday.

Never any day. The Rupture is a myth.

[TheCowsCameHome]

59. I'll have to check the What To Do This Weekend insert in the paper.

I'll get back to you.

[Initech]

62. 4:20

:smoke:

[madinmaryland]

65. Heh! Maybe the Baltimore Orioles with win the Division since the Skankees and RoidSox will

have disappeared!!


:evilgrin:

[upi402]

66. i better hang a goat in the basement above a pentagram

i don't want to get raptured up AND I'M IN DANGER... I DON'T DO BAD SHIT AND AM NOT A CLOSET PERVERT LIKE REPUKES!!!

[adigal]

69. It keeps raining here, will that interfere???

My question is: if it is still raining, will that interfere with the raptured getting sucked into heaven? Will the cloud cover mess up God's radar or something???