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FSogol (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-19-11 11:32 AM Original message |
"It'll be very embarrassing if earth goes 0 for 6.7 billion in the rapture on Saturday." |
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didact (150 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-19-11 11:46 AM Response to Original message |
1. What I don't get is.... |
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damntexdem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-19-11 11:46 AM Response to Reply #1 |
2. But then on the other side of the international date line ... |
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brooklynite (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-19-11 11:49 AM Response to Reply #1 |
3. Do you want everyone piling up at the Pearly Gates at the same time? |
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FSogol (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-19-11 11:52 AM Response to Reply #3 |
4. I hope Heaven doesn't use Aramark for their concessions. They'll be out of napkins & hot dogs fast. |
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jtuck004 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-19-11 11:53 AM Response to Reply #3 |
5. I wonder if the Pearly Gates hide a full-body scanner? |
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RebelOne (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-19-11 11:59 AM Response to Reply #5 |
6. I think when they are raptured, their clothes and shoes are left behind. n/t |
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jtuck004 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-19-11 12:02 PM Response to Reply #6 |
7. Great, little piles of dirty clothes and shoes all over the place, left for someone |
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pipi_k (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-19-11 01:09 PM Response to Reply #7 |
18. Inconsiderate bastards... |
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Bandit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-19-11 12:07 PM Response to Original message |
8. I've decided I'm going to wait to be raptured until 12/21/2012 |
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seabeyond (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-19-11 12:10 PM Response to Original message |
9. the thing, only the few would be raptured and the rest of us would be spending hell on earth |
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brooklynite (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-19-11 12:17 PM Response to Reply #9 |
10. Well, since there IS only ONE agreed-upon understanding of the Bible... |
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seabeyond (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-19-11 12:34 PM Response to Reply #10 |
11. hence my asking the question. but the people promoting the rapture are the fundies, who are literal |
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brooklynite (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-19-11 12:43 PM Response to Reply #11 |
12. Plenty of fundies don't agree either... |
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seabeyond (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-19-11 01:06 PM Response to Reply #12 |
15. whatevah..... nt |
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RaleighNCDUer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-19-11 01:01 PM Response to Reply #11 |
14. Back in the day they talked about the 144,000. |
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seabeyond (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-19-11 01:07 PM Response to Reply #14 |
16. i couldnt remember the number but knew it was pretty insigificant. |
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A HERETIC I AM (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-19-11 01:38 PM Response to Reply #14 |
20. Unless all 144,000 were airline pilots and it happened while they were on the job! n/t |
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yella_dawg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-19-11 12:46 PM Response to Original message |
13. I got a great idea. |
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FSogol (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-19-11 01:09 PM Response to Reply #13 |
17. Better yet, let's report all Liberal Leaders missing. That's mess w/ their little heads. |
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pipi_k (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-19-11 01:11 PM Response to Reply #17 |
19. Hahahahahah!!!! |
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