NBC newsman Brian Williams named his penis "Dave"

[NightWatcher]

Brian Williams: TSA gave ‘Dave and the twins’ some ‘enhanced schmegeggy’ at LAX

Not even one of the nation's most famous newsmen is exempt from being groped by airport security agents.


"Air travel is such a joy in this country," Williams told Letterman. "You get the enhanced schmegeggy right there... That's an aviation term. For some reason coming back, I always get it at LAX. I get nailed."

"They go, they go right in," Williams explained. "This new thing, they go right after Dave and the twins... Either you go in the little thing and you put your arms up and parade around, and somebody in a booth somewhere looks at you naked through your clothing, or you can get the prod of your schmegeggy."

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/01/brian-williams-tsa-right-dave-twins/

[lumberjack_jeff]

1. "big dave and the twins" is a common euphemism.

[HowHasItComeToThis]

18. "Cut military spending in half and END THE WARS NOW!!"

[lumberjack_jeff]

19. I love non sequiturs.

[HEyHEY]

25. IS there a penis joke in there somewhere?

[itsrobert]

2. I bet the twins aren't identical

One is larger than the other?

[unblock]

20. most men's testes are nearly identical in size

one, usually the left, hangs a bit lower, but they usually are the same size.

at a sufficiently detailed level, though, yes, no doubt they not identical (or symmetric).

[Arugula Latte]

3. I'm sure Walter Cronkite would have shared something like this.

:eyes:

[Javaman]

4. George is not happy!

it's one thing to talk about oneself in the third person, it's a whole other thing to not only talk about oneself in the third person but also to give yourself another name. regardless if it's a body part or not. It's still you.

I have always thought it odd for guys to name their genitals. It already has a name. Penis.

[Angry Dragon]

11. Some women name their breasts

Some call them "the girls"

[Javaman]

13. Yeah, I had an old GF call them that.

I also thought that odd, but hey, I wasn't going to argue...they were nice. LOL

[nadinbrzezinski]

21. In the TLC they call them that way in a clothes

programs. The first few times I went... wtf are they talking about? Teaches me for NOT growing up in the US.

[lpbk2713]

17. I heard of an idiot that called them "Spunk" and "Moxie".

:rofl:

[JohnnyLib2]

5. Good; ridicule is powerful.

And Uncle Walter might have shown disapproval with his eyebrows.....:evilgrin:

[avaistheone1]

9. Indeed it is.

Especially when common sense doesn't work - which it apparently does not with the TSA.

k&r

:kick:

[WingDinger]

6. What a coincidence, I named my ass Sean Hannity.

[MatthewStLouis]

7. Ha Ha! Thanks for that one!

[elias7]

8. +1

good one

[Motown_Johnny]

16. What a coincidence, the Hannitys named their ass Sean Hannity too

[WillyT]

22. ROFLMHO !!!

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

:evilgrin:

:hi:

[eShirl]

10. TMI

[LeftishBrit]

12. After that huge prick Dave Cameron?

[jberryhill]

14. I think the joke is that he was addressing DAVE Letterman

[NuclearDem]

15. People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group...

I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.

[Fumesucker]

23. Dave's not here, man.. n/t

[HEyHEY]

24. Asshole, that's my joke but it's, "Big Jim and the Twins" not dave

Stupid fuck.