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trumad
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Sat May-21-11 06:58 AM Original message |
I'm dead. |
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joshcryer
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Sat May-21-11 06:59 AM Response to Original message |
1. Is this a rapture thing or something more serious? |
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trumad
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Sat May-21-11 07:00 AM Response to Reply #1 |
3. Sorry---can't answer---I'm dead. |
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Obamanaut
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Sat May-21-11 07:05 AM Response to Reply #3 |
7. This second post violates the one time post exception you claimed in the OP. |
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chrisa
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Sat May-21-11 07:15 AM Response to Reply #7 |
9. It must be Jesus |
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joshcryer
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Sat May-21-11 07:49 AM Response to Reply #3 |
13. Oh, thought it was one of those post-death time bombs that went off. |
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WillParkinson
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Sat May-21-11 06:59 AM Response to Original message |
2. :sniff: |
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Raven
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Sat May-21-11 07:00 AM Response to Original message |
4. A very creative "goodbye DU" post? |
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malaise
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Sat May-21-11 07:03 AM Response to Original message |
5. So where's your freaking tombstone? |
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trumad
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Sat May-21-11 07:05 AM Response to Reply #5 |
6. N/A |
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Fumesucker
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Sat May-21-11 07:17 AM Response to Reply #6 |
10. So only skinny people are going to be raptured? |
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Capitalocracy
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Sat May-21-11 07:56 AM Response to Reply #10 |
15. You try sucking us fatties up into the bright light in the sky! |
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Fumesucker
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Sat May-21-11 10:56 AM Response to Reply #15 |
20. Which raises the interesting conundrum.. |
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Jackpine Radical
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Sat May-21-11 08:03 AM Response to Reply #6 |
16. Fake picture. |
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Contrary1
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Sat May-21-11 11:02 AM Response to Reply #16 |
21. You are aware that the naked human body is sinful, aren't you? |
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Generic Other
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Sat May-21-11 11:06 AM Response to Reply #16 |
23. The real picture (WARNING) close eyes if nudity offends... |
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11 Bravo
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Sat May-21-11 12:40 PM Response to Reply #23 |
26. Damn! Guys who are Raptured have to leave their dicks behind? |
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Generic Other
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Sat May-21-11 02:03 PM Response to Reply #26 |
29. The joke's on Osama |
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Owl
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Sat May-21-11 11:06 AM Response to Reply #6 |
22. Being raptured into the Sun? |
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Gemini Cat
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Sat May-21-11 10:42 PM Response to Reply #6 |
36. Wow, a bunch of floating skinny white people! |
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H2O Man
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Sat May-21-11 07:13 AM Response to Original message |
8. "Cancel my subscription |
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madokie
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Sat May-21-11 07:20 AM Response to Original message |
11. So that explains that g-d awful smell this morning |
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lunatica
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Sat May-21-11 07:21 AM Response to Original message |
12. With the company you'll be keeping you have my sincerest sympathies |
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Tesha
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Sat May-21-11 07:53 AM Response to Original message |
14. Like David Bowman in "2010"? |
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barbtries
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Sat May-21-11 08:23 AM Response to Original message |
17. i'm finding that heaven |
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taterguy
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Sat May-21-11 10:32 AM Response to Original message |
18. I know. I could hear the cheers from the Jealous Douchebag Brigade |
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CatWoman
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Sat May-21-11 10:34 AM Response to Original message |
19. nooooooooooo!!!! |
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astral
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Sat May-21-11 12:10 PM Response to Original message |
24. I'm gonna tell Jesus I'd rather go to Hell. |
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madinmaryland
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Sat May-21-11 12:19 PM Response to Original message |
25. I see you were resurrected in the Sports Forum. Something about jealous... |
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BOG PERSON
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Sat May-21-11 12:43 PM Response to Original message |
27. SEE YOU IN HELL |
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Taverner
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Sat May-21-11 12:44 PM Response to Original message |
28. So if I want a guitar instead of a harp, will that be kosher? |
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Jackpine Radical
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Sat May-21-11 05:59 PM Response to Reply #28 |
30. Kosher? Who cares? |
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Taverner
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Sat May-21-11 06:07 PM Response to Reply #30 |
31. But I'm here now and there's lots of Jews - mostly Jewish Atheists! |
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mwooldri
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Sat May-21-11 06:36 PM Response to Original message |
32. Say hi to my desktop computer for me. |
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Capt. America
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Sat May-21-11 09:31 PM Response to Original message |
33. Oh noes! It looks like I got "left behind"...too bad "he" didn't take my neighbor... |
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WilliamPitt
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Sat May-21-11 09:35 PM Response to Original message |
34. I hate your basketball team. And your football team legitimately sucks out loud. |
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trumad
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Sun May-22-11 07:07 AM Response to Reply #34 |
38. Technically Tampa Bay is in Florida... |
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Shagbark Hickory
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Sat May-21-11 09:36 PM Response to Original message |
35. enough already. These aren't funny any more. |
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trumad
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Sun May-22-11 07:06 AM Response to Reply #35 |
37. I love when the "not funny" police arrive on the scene... |
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Shagbark Hickory
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Sun May-22-11 08:11 AM Response to Reply #37 |
39. Your title doesn't indicate this is rapture related so how would anyone know. |
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trumad
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Sun May-22-11 08:55 AM Response to Reply #39 |
40. It sure looked like 99 percent knew right off the bat. |
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