Republican Freshmen Throwing Huge Kegger Tonight

[Swede]

It is, sadly, the final day of orientation for freshmen congressional Republicans. Boo! Hopefully they all got laid at least once. But if not, tonight's the night, because the freshmen are throwing the most lavish kegger of all, for themselves.

Republican daddies are terrified of the party that these... these youths! have organized. Supposedly the Tea Party put Republicans in power to work hard and avoid lavish, over-the-top orgies of insider money and booze and LeAnn Rimes. But oh well! The election ended months ago, anyway:

http://gawker.com/5724452/republican-freshmen-throwing-huge-kegger-tonight

[eleny]

1. Should be wall to wall lobbyists in attendance bearing checks and promises o' plenty

[Blue Owl]

2. They'll pull a few boners, no doubt

n/t

[notadmblnd]

3. Well they certainly do have their priorities, don't they?

One would think with the Christmas and New Year celebrations just three days past, they'd be ready for a little quiet time instead of boozing it up on a work day? :shrug:

[HopeHoops]

4. Probably all Schlitz lite. That's what they all are.

[FSogol]

5. C'mon Liberal Media, I want a estimate of how much this is costing the tax payers. n/t

[gratuitous]

6. It's gonna be at the W hotel

And at midnight, you guessed it, the Ferrari cake is wheeled out, and everyone gets a piece.

[phasma ex machina]

7. Drink up! Drown that conscience. Forget about constituencies. For the sake of the party. nt