Virginia DMV Revokes World's Greatest License Plate

[The Straight Story]

Virginia DMV Revokes World's Greatest License Plate

A man in possession of the world's greatest license plate has lost his battle with the Virginia DMV, who ridiculously claim it encourages oral sex with kids instead of just cannibalism. Here's their predictably unfunny response to the funny plate.

According to poster WHOWANTSBEEF at Reddit, he's the owner of the infamous "EATTHE Kids First" license plate floating around the internet for years. Unfortunately for him, someone complained his plate was advocating something beyond hilarious cannibalism.

I received a second letter saying that I would then be going into a sort court hearing about it over the phone. There would be me, a DMV representative and a mediator. Long story short I had my ass handed to me and had no defense.

In the end I asked how many people complained and what they complained about exactly, since I was under the impression it was being taken away because of cannibalism concerns. I was told they received something like 4 letters and 7 phone calls. All of them generic "I'm offended and my right to not be offended trumps everything!!!". The DMV then had a private round table meeting with something like 13 people in the meeting... JUST to discuss my plate.

On their own, they came to the conclusion that my plate advocated oral sex on children, oral fucking sex on underage fucking children!! I was completely shocked and couldnt form a complete sentence afterwords.
I then tried to get the plate "FUVADMV", but it didnt pass muster.

As support, he provides this detailed and humorless letter from the DMV, which is the best proof you'll get he actually had the plate. So good job, Virginia DMV, you protected us from humor.



http://jalopnik.com/5724684/virginia-dmv-revokes-worlds-greatest-license-plate

[truedelphi]

1. Do you know where I can reach this guy? I imagine that he probably

Knows the answer to a question that has kept me puzzled for years: why the hell doesn't baby food taste like baby?

[lonestarnot]

3. Does fish food taste like fish?

[Withywindle]

7. I ate some fish food as a small child.

IIRC, it actually kind of does. Dried anchovies.





I also ate dog food. (Yeah, I was that kind of kid). Still no idea if it tastes like dog.

[renegade000]

17. oddly enough, it should

as the primary ingredient of many fish foods is fish meal (probably from the ground up leftovers of parts of the fish people don't like to eat).

e.g.
http://saltaquarium.about.com/od/foodsfeedingnutrition/p/ffitetramarinef.htm

[hootinholler]

4. Exactly how do you know that?

Hmmmmm? Personally, I have no idea if gerber strained carrots (I have visions of carrots on muscle beach) taste like baby.

Are you in some kind of club?

:shrug:

-Hoot

[truedelphi]

16. Under my attorney's advisement - I cannot say a lot about this.

Let the fact that the neighbors no longer let me babysit speak for itself!!

[Whoa_Nelly]

2. insanity rules

and is ruled by the few.

I love his plate...this is ridiculous that it was taken away from him, especially after he paid all the vanity fees for it, too.

Sheeple are Teh Stupid. Teh Stupid is Teh New Rule. Gah! :eyes:

[SoCalDem]

11. should have chosen E8sthe

:evilgrin:

They might have never figured it out:)

[Kaleva]

5. Rec'd. Just love reading the articles you post here!

[valerief]

6. How do you make a dead baby float?

Root beer and a scoop of dead baby.

Yeah, it's an oldie but a goodie. That plate was golden. Humor is as lacking as justice in this world, it seems.

[superduperfarleft]

9. Haven't heard that one. That's awesome. n/t

[NuclearDem]

8. Half of the people posting in this thread are going straight to hell

As in, do not pass go, do not collect $200, go directly to hell.

:rofl:

[hobbit709]

10. Evidently the DMV never read Swift.

[anamandujano]

12. "Live Free or Die"

World's greatest license plate is anything from New Hampshire.

[davidinalameda]

13. oral sex on kids?

oh my goodness

unless you're a total perv, and I don't mean in the good way, how could you even THINK that is what this plate means???

yet another reason why I'm so glad West Virginia broke away from Virginia

fucking morons

[DCKit]

15. The cons have filthy, filthy minds.

Sexual repression will do that.

[eridani]

14. In the early 70s, CA let a few plates with FCK get by before someone complained

I think it's an urban legend that 6UL DV8 got through sometime or another.